If I was a homeless person and you bought me an egg mcmuffin I would not be that stoked. No one deserves to eat that shit.
A couple weeks ago I had a homeless man get pissed off at me because I wouldn't buy him a bottle of milk, after I agreed to buy him some food. I still bought him an orange juice and a veggie sandwich even though he was an ungrateful fuck.
Last weekend when CT got around 7 inches of snow, I got back from a long day of skiing and saw my neighbor, a 60 year old man with serious joint and back problems trying to SHOVEL his driveway. I ripped off my jacket and pants and got over there with my snowblower and told him to go inside and get some rest, it was around 10pm at this time. I snowblowed his whole driveway and sidewalk, shoveled the walkway up to the door and cleaned off all 4 of his cars, then I went home. Nevertheless I felt much better after I did.
Southington fucking sucks, so does the hill... -CT kids
If you're not building an atom bomb, you're a pussy
Get yo teeth straight
i like wizard cause he made this thread about me
Yesterday i saw a ni.... A real big man try tot steal a bike in broad day light do i stept up and told him to lease the bike and go away... Suddenly a couple of other big... Men came walking up to me threatining me that i was going to die if i didnt shut my mouth... So my girlfriend dragged me away. Thanks all the people around me for backing me up, Assholes... No more good deeds for me.
is this standing under my posts?
"when it comes to sex, i'm a honeybadger and i don't give a fuck !" -I_Am_Mod
"fap sessions in 1998 have called, they want their fap material back" -feihlination
Whenever I'm having a shit day, I try and do
Something nice for someone. It always makes me feel better. I frequently spot customers the nicklr/dime, whatever they're short if they need. It always comes around. I also check to see of someone's behind me so I can hold the door for them as I go through, if necessary.
nothing tastes as good as skiing feels.
money trees is the perfect place for shade and, that's just how I feel.
You said you didn't want to give some person milk. Why? That doesn't hurt the animal. Or maybe it is because of factory farming? But the orange juice and veggies you did provide hurt the environment just as much as milk, if not more.
Last week I gave a kid at my mountain some tips on how to get his 360s down. I remember how frustrating it was for me trying to learn them on my own and yesterday I saw him stomping them, that was a great feeling for me and I know he was stoked.
#bricksquad #flocka @whatsgucci
"All you have to do is Youtube the CFL for 5 minutes to realize it's the most bullshit sports league on the planet. Including that African stick fighting game."
Not bragging about it? Yeah I help people but not so I can post it here and say GIMMIE KARMAS
"When I win the lottery I'm gonna buy a mansion and name it "theabortionators estate" you can come an go as you please. Ill have a motorcycle in the garage you can run into a tree" -Kevtron
Imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad