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Random things you do skiing related.

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icculus.
Posts: 749 - Karma: 3,963
Jib the curb on the sidewalk.
Doodle random features while taking notes.
etc.
what do you do?
Jan 11 2014 3:37PM
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twatt_chaurus
Posts: 469 - Karma: 1,679
put my ski gear on and masturbate
Jan 11 2014 3:56PM
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EMH
Posts: 279 - Karma: 862
Jib the curb on the sidewalk.
Doodle random features while taking notes.
Doodle random skiing related brand logos into pretty much fucking everything while taking notes.
Stare at a rail that looks hitable while it's +30c outside and everyone else is reaaally concentrated on drinking beer.
Rep NS logo (profile picture) while playing poker online.
A girl starts to approach when I'm drunk AF at a club -> start talking skiing related nonsense and girl suddenly disappears.
I could go on and on.
Jan 11 2014 3:59PM
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
Jibbing with pencils during class
Jan 11 2014 4:05PM
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03gade
Posts: 856 - Karma: 3,263
work....at a ski mountain
Jan 11 2014 4:06PM
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caderobinson
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 4,770
this.

And make jumps outa mashed potatos,
Jan 11 2014 4:45PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,851
I did this all the time in high school, then accidentally send it flying across the room and get a nice stare from the teacher.
Jan 11 2014 6:57PM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
I day dream about skiing and work to pay off my skiing and hiking habits
Jan 11 2014 7:06PM
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GeorgeL98
Posts: 13 - Karma: 214
look for any type of urban feature while in the car and what not
Jan 11 2014 7:20PM
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Rossiafterbang
Posts: 91 - Karma: 723
my notebook for school has more park designs than notes
Jan 11 2014 7:22PM
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YoungJ
Posts: 447 - Karma: 883
i dont take notes anymore, but when i did it was mainly slopestyle course and other ski related stuff

Jan 11 2014 8:50PM
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Skier_Bergmark
Posts: 11 - Karma: 37
Do Simon Dumont/Tom Wallisch hand motions everywhere at everyone (except for potential gangs) pretend to grind the curb, act out tricks, jump on hand rails and usually fall/nut myself (sticky shoes), and watch edits for hours!
Jan 11 2014 9:07PM
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PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
When I'm in the car I always imagine that im outside it with skis on hitting all the urban features - try to picture the best line on most journeys.

Doddle skis and bindings

Always draw a tranny in the corner of my jotter

Always jib things in my Saturday-night-sliders (winklepicker school shoes)

Always think up top sheet designs

Try make up cool ski brand names with logos and shit

Yeah, I'm pretty sad...
Jan 11 2014 9:08PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,581
whenever im mountain biking in the summer and spot a huge cliff or chute i think about how sick it would be to hit that skiing
Jan 11 2014 9:28PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
What the fuck is a winkle picker
Jan 11 2014 10:54PM
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mattytru
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 5,479
acting out off axis tricks when im walking around... always end up looking like a dysfuncitonal ballerina or some shit, waving my arms around and swingin my head
Jan 11 2014 11:04PM
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PureSport
Posts: 77 - Karma: 305
As i walk around town i look around for good urban and fantasize about hitting it
Jan 11 2014 11:11PM
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SEEL
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 1,082
I pretend like my phone is a skier, and make it do tricks and slide the side of books like rails.
Jib the tables in my class room.
Imagine a park skiing porno.
put on my skis and ski down the stairs in my house.


Jan 11 2014 11:17PM
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humpty
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 3,150
Jib anything that looks jibable
Jan 11 2014 11:19PM
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B_stan
Posts: 65 - Karma: 189
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Jan 11 2014 11:58PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
when im going done the stairs, i stop about four stairs up and get 180s with a safety and then try to do afterbang like casabon.
Jan 12 2014 1:18AM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
I jib the lines on the gyms floor
Jan 12 2014 11:24AM
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Sags
Posts: 448 - Karma: 178
Walk around school and go down stairs throwin 3s and the occasional 5 when I get enough speed
Jan 12 2014 11:32AM
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gnar_whal
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 3,787
Mine too
Jan 12 2014 12:26PM
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shredwhite
Posts: 8 - Karma: 192
doing 3 in the middle of the street
looking for any urban spot :D
Jan 12 2014 12:39PM
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Doc_Watson
Posts: 483 - Karma: 413
when i jump off something,even something super small,I try and throw a grab in...

I'm embarrassing to be with
Jan 12 2014 12:40PM
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LoneWolfe
Posts: 74 - Karma: 89
When backing into my driveway, rather than using the mirror, I'll just look over my shoulder like I'm skiing switch.It helps oddly enough.
Jan 12 2014 1:07PM
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georgen12
Posts: 363 - Karma: 2,759
throw my phone up in the air and try to make it do tricks.
Jan 12 2014 3:15PM
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cp_7
Posts: 372 - Karma: 1,301
jib with pencils or pretty much anything that sticks to my fingers.

stare out the car window and imagine hitting everything

doodle park designs in my notes

make wallisch and dumont gestures.

1, 3, or 5 down the last 3 stairs, usually with grabs

watch skiing vids when im supposed to be doing school work

curb grinds

3, or 180 safety curbs

listen to music imagining shredding

afterbang EVERYTHING

doodle ski logos in notebook

doodle skis and ski designs in notebook

check NS during school

look online during school and after school and shop for new everthing and pair stuff up without any consideration for price

butt slide any handrail with a downhill slant, especially one with kinks. usually try to 2 off it.

sit in school and pretend to fix my shoe when really, im imaging new grabs to try to throw.


Jan 12 2014 3:29PM
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Espen519
Posts: 552 - Karma: 969
Throw 3's pretty much everywhere, especially on the stairs
Jan 12 2014 3:32PM
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dropinoutofschol
Posts: 265 - Karma: 905
Quote Ski webseries with friends ei, Chug Life, Tabarnack Pack

Stick stickers everywhere (locker, books.....)

heavy head off stairs and curbs

+ everything that was said before

Jan 12 2014 6:46PM
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Alakazam
Posts: 15 - Karma: 244
Same lol
Jan 12 2014 6:48PM
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buzzlightyear
Posts: 153 - Karma: 292
make finger skis out of old gift cards and duck tape.
Jan 12 2014 6:54PM
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mikeyp433
Posts: 78 - Karma: 237
Imagine hitting everything on the side of the road when in the car

Go on NS in pretty much every class

Buttslide all the rails

180s and 3s with grabs off of curbs/ stairs

draw many slopestyle features in my notebooks

Jan 12 2014 6:59PM
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big-tink
Posts: 599 - Karma: 207
Same
Jan 12 2014 7:18PM
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galardogod
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 5,115
Was gonna say this
Jan 12 2014 7:22PM
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powerbong2000
Posts: 737 - Karma: 1,802
Sometimes my wife will walk into the room and I'll be like pretending to set tricks, flailing my arms and jamming my head in my armpits and shit.

Also whenever between two objects I hold myself up and swing my legs forward pretending to set a backie.

She just shakes her head.

I am a fucking 30 year old man.
Jan 12 2014 7:30PM
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galardogod
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 5,115
I do allllll of these
Jan 12 2014 7:44PM
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Willskiforfree
Posts: 929 - Karma: 3,158
i do everything you mentioned and more, but the most far out one i have cought myself doing is getting on grand theft auto 5 just to get on a bike and find the best urban spots..
Jan 12 2014 7:54PM
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dvx100
Posts: 1884 - Karma: 4,818
driving...i look at way too many things and i think how can i jib that or make it into a skiable feature, its definitely bad especially when im half-asleep on the way to school already.
Jan 12 2014 8:35PM
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galardogod
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 5,115
I also tend to tap shit with my feet
Jan 12 2014 8:41PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
when i was like 14 i'd go to sleep grabbing mute thinking it would make me better at it when i was actually doing tricks. it worked.
Jan 12 2014 8:44PM
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elinde
Posts: 1459 - Karma: 2,934
Do a lot of threes, fives, and sevens, backies and misty's when I am just hanging around.
Do swaps and spin out of curbs.
Jump onto handrails in my shoes and spin off.
Pretend to do cork 3's while walking around.
Lot of other stuff too.
Jan 12 2014 8:46PM
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GANGBANG420
Posts: 263 - Karma: 879
Jump off everything and jib sidewalk curbs
Jan 12 2014 9:20PM
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GritznGravy
Posts: 170 - Karma: 248
Curb jibbing is pretty much my life 8 months of the year.
Jan 12 2014 9:24PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
Jan 12 2014 9:36PM
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FunkyMalone
Posts: 66 - Karma: 640
Seeing rails inside of buildings and thinking "Damn I wish I could hit that"

Jan 12 2014 9:40PM
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FunkyMalone
Posts: 66 - Karma: 640
I annoy probably every girl I talk to because I start talking about skiing for 20 minutes
Jan 12 2014 9:47PM
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Plankton
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 6,840
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Jan 12 2014 10:02PM
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Dubal
Posts: 82 - Karma: 795
Practice random sets for flips, and throw 180s with the gnarliest afterbang 24/7
Jan 12 2014 11:14PM
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