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Ski Lingo

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Rossiafterbang
Posts: 91 - Karma: 723
There are tons of ski terms that dont make sense to people who dont ski, what is the weirdest, funniest, or your favorite term. (trick name, grab name, etc.) mine is tranny finder
Jan 7 2014 3:12PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
mashed potatoes
Jan 7 2014 3:16PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
just go watch stept skate on snow, some pros have some interesting way of saying things.
Jan 7 2014 3:17PM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,399
nollie lip stalefish disaster on the down flat diggity down
Jan 7 2014 3:20PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
"finding trannies" is the biggest one that comes to mind


2 meanings that couldn't be more different from the skiing and average person perspective
Jan 7 2014 3:20PM
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Rossiafterbang
Posts: 91 - Karma: 723
that sounds like a different language bro

Jan 7 2014 3:25PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
no it sounds like a sub language of the urban youth language, commonly known as "JIVE". it seems to directly relate to the is "JIVE" but allied to skiing
Jan 7 2014 3:29PM
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freeskiier16
Posts: 20 - Karma: 146
Ched or Cheddachode
Jan 7 2014 3:37PM
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L.WALL
Posts: 69 - Karma: 655
hippy killah
Jan 7 2014 3:59PM
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Threshy
Posts: 444 - Karma: 938
What if I did a screaming seamen over that donkey dick, then hit the boner box and did a late 180 blunt.
Jan 7 2014 4:38PM
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Lambsizza
Posts: 15 - Karma: 193
Me and my freind were riding first day of the season a few years ago and i tried a rail for the first time and he screamed "yorgieshmorgy" at me and my skis slid out and I fell on my side and sprained my wrist so now we call the rail yorgie
Jan 8 2014 12:06AM
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Lambsizza
Posts: 15 - Karma: 193
Me and my freind were riding first day of the season a few years ago and i tried a rail for the first time and he screamed "yorgieshmorgy" at me and my skis slid out and I fell on my side and sprained my wrist so now we call the rail yorgie
Jan 8 2014 12:06AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,158
Just screamin seamened into that fat tranny. Then I scorpioned on a dub blunt 3.
Jan 8 2014 12:14AM
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Amarino
Posts: 218 - Karma: 2,417
Classmates and teachers get confused when I say "Future Spins"
Jan 8 2014 12:16AM
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life_is_hood
Posts: 502 - Karma: 1,972
Anything that has to do with donkey dick rails. i.e. "I nailed that dick", "took the dick to the ass", "almost took a dick to the face there", etc.
Jan 8 2014 12:22AM
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tcurle
Posts: 1247 - Karma: 5,182
It's all jiberish to me.
Jan 8 2014 12:28AM
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DockEllis
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 1,745
I have received some good looks from strangers when talking about the amazing face shots I got that day.
Jan 8 2014 12:06PM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
Ray charles: because you're blind the whole way
Jan 8 2014 4:17PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
death cookies
Jan 8 2014 4:20PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
no bueno
Jan 8 2014 4:36PM
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PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
Dippin' in the sweet cherry pow pow.

Double donger.
Jan 8 2014 4:39PM
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
i use steezus christ when describing something crazy cool looking/well executed
Jan 8 2014 8:31PM
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556
Ellen Degeneres cause you have to do a lot of scissoring
Jan 8 2014 8:50PM
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[BoatsNHoes]
Posts: 183 - Karma: 1,324
Good one
Jan 8 2014 8:54PM
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FulcraMedia
Posts: 86 - Karma: 317
i love to tap donkey dicks
Jan 8 2014 9:00PM
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
Pretty much anything including donkey dick, or screamin seamen makes non-skiers sound uncomfortable.
Jan 8 2014 9:46PM
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perryhunter
Posts: 721 - Karma: -185
Yeah, I also terms like that! Finding trannies, and I really don't get it the first time!
Jan 8 2014 9:57PM
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caderobinson
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 4,770
Drop pillows. Hit lines. Clear the gap. Getting that shifty rode 5 japan on lock
Jan 8 2014 10:06PM
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Glone
Posts: 333 - Karma: 223
all the words for cool shit.
dope, dank, sick, ill.

especially the word STEEZY. No one knows what the fuck that means outside of skiing.
Jan 8 2014 10:23PM
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Snazzy
Posts: 212 - Karma: 852
blind soul, D spin
Jan 8 2014 10:27PM
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RonJeremiah
Posts: 146 - Karma: 436
K-feds
Jan 8 2014 10:40PM
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Fitz_
Posts: 427 - Karma: 592
Donkey dink, screamin seamen
Jan 8 2014 10:54PM
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Rossiafterbang
Posts: 91 - Karma: 723
go to brazil on a tranny finder

Jan 8 2014 11:23PM
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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
I died laughing at this in the middle of the library at school. Thank you for making my day.
Jan 9 2014 11:33AM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
stomp tricks
butter shit
find trannies
drop pillows
find trees
do lines

that kind of stuff ;)



but also the way phil talks:

lipslide tailpress back 2 bong bong bong
trucker blunt slide
unnatty le manuel jib to switch
rode seven stale
blunt frontside 180 back into da tranny


It can go on lol

Jan 9 2014 12:13PM
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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
Yeah people look at me really weird when i talk to a friend about some awesome tricks i saw

"Dude, he corked3 into a fat pillow, buttered that shit and tapped the tranny. Dude had so much steeze and that afterbang at the end was just dope. Good thing he didn't do too many futurespins to the like, gucci plateau, I hate spintowin..."
Jan 9 2014 2:08PM
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jakflyer911
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The beef curtains are my favorite
Jan 9 2014 6:29PM
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Gr0mo
Posts: 707 - Karma: 3,663
just describing rail tricks can be funny. People look at me like im crazy when i say " damn that switch lip blind swap 2 was steezy as fuck"
Jan 9 2014 6:38PM
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Alakazam
Posts: 15 - Karma: 244
Drop kick front to back gap on gap off on the mario.
Jan 9 2014 7:53PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 1,167
ski slide blind sole
Jan 9 2014 9:33PM
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NMMedia
Posts: 982 - Karma: 1,696
donkey dick. Gotta love talking about "270ing off the donkey dick" in front of people who have no idea what youre talking about.
Jan 9 2014 9:46PM
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Parches
Posts: 164 - Karma: 176
babycrusher
Jan 9 2014 9:51PM
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gombo8
Posts: 726 - Karma: 131
pole wacking. some people dont understand when they overhear me telling someone that this weekend was a stuggle and i had to wack my pole super hard to get all of it off. then i almost fell in it.
Jan 9 2014 11:08PM
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Rossiafterbang
Posts: 91 - Karma: 723
that sounds more like a crime

Jan 10 2014 2:18PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
Andy Parry.
Jan 10 2014 3:39PM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
slashing, means peeing.
Jan 10 2014 3:56PM
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ctaylor_98
Posts: 2 - Karma: 10
Cheese factory
Ex - IDK driscoll is retarded
stomped:
Ex - I stomped that donkey dick
shredsaucing
Ex - the act of shreading in shredsauce
huck it
Ex - Huck it, you can do a triple backy on that 5 foot jump
Jan 11 2014 2:50PM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
The gnar-gnar on one trail at my mountain is like something out of a fairy tale, so we started calling it gnar-gnarnia
Apr 6 2014 9:03PM
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Jon_Taffer
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 5,383
"You know its pronounced gibberish, right?"
Apr 6 2014 10:16PM
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