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Ever steal someone's equipment?

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WaffleMaster
Posts: 661 - Karma: 5,565
After wondering on the lift the other day "who the hell would steal someone's shit form a rack?", I decided to ask.

I bet there's a few of you out there...

Confess thy sins!
Jan 1 2014 7:28PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
People who steal shit from ski mountains deserve a thousand paper cuts in between their fingers, and rubbing alcohol applied thoroughly.

Edit: English
Jan 1 2014 7:30PM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
I took a pin from the gift shop at stratton ;_; pls dont tell the fuzz
Jan 1 2014 7:31PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
I stole OP's mom's virginity
Jan 1 2014 7:32PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
Seems legit.
Jan 1 2014 7:32PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
It was a . . . . late (?) night last night.
Jan 1 2014 7:36PM
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WaffleMaster
Posts: 661 - Karma: 5,565
i mean hey I'll steal a Gatorade from the lodge, just like I'll steal from Walmart or other huge retailers (because fuck corporations), but when you steal another persons shit that they worked hard for, that's not OK.
Jan 1 2014 7:39PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36673 - Karma: 110,507
lol you can't pay a dollar for a Gatorade? broke ass fuck boy
Jan 1 2014 7:41PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
man, Gatorades are like $4-$6 at any mountain.
Jan 1 2014 7:49PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
What slum ski resort do you go to that sells drinks for $1?
Jan 1 2014 7:51PM
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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
Gatorade is 4.75$ at my local ski hill.
Jan 1 2014 7:52PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
Pack a lunch like a sensible human being..
Jan 1 2014 7:52PM
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UncleGerry
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 1,377
I steal skis and sell them on craigslist all the time.
Jan 1 2014 7:56PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36673 - Karma: 110,507
talking about Walmart lol. at most they are 69 cents. you're wack if you steal something that cheap


and 4-6 bucks isn't THAT bad of a price either
Jan 1 2014 8:02PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
Yeah, when mommy and daddy are paying for it. Some of us live in the real world.
Jan 1 2014 8:03PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36673 - Karma: 110,507
Or you could save up enough over the summer to buy baller ass lunches.
Jan 1 2014 8:04PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
No and if you do, Karma will shatter your femur hours from help. It's a known fact!
Jan 1 2014 8:04PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 675
I always split my gear up if I have to leave it. I'll leave one ski in a rack and the other ski in a rack far away so I don't have to deal with thieves.
Jan 1 2014 8:08PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
truuuu
Jan 1 2014 8:10PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
If your resort is in a built up tow, drive off the mountain, buy a baller ass lunch there, and save money.
Jan 1 2014 8:14PM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
Do rental poles count? Theyre free with the rental skis so the gapers aren't losing any money. And I just chop em down to about a foot for that hella steeze
Jan 1 2014 8:16PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
My friend took my poles to work when he left from my house one morning, so I had to use his stolen rental poles. A ski patroller saw me with the poles and new they were from the rental shop. He asked how I got them, my name, asked to see my pass and stuff like that. It was pretty awkward, as far as awkward encounters go.
Jan 1 2014 8:22PM
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wasatch_rat
Posts: 1771 - Karma: 2,937
Not gonna lie, i walked off with like 4 pairs of poles from the lost and found on the second to last day of the season last year, but those things had been there for like 3 weeks so i figured nobody would miss them. also if i ever forget gloves or something i'll usually just take a pair from the lost and found for a day then put them back.
Jan 1 2014 8:23PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
Most shops charge for poles that don't come back.
Jan 1 2014 8:26PM
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yung-lean
Posts: 511 - Karma: 2,447
Day after Christmas some stole my new Scott goggles that i got the day before.
Jan 1 2014 8:31PM
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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
I had my Line Blends with marker squires stolen my 3rd week with them, easy 1000$ set up, I fucking hate the kid who stole them. But the happiest day of my life was when the ski patrol found them 4 days later.

Fuck you if you're gonna steal peoples equipment, its expensive and we work hard to earn it. Lock your gear.
Jan 1 2014 8:49PM
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Substitute
Posts: 1375 - Karma: 2,270
You are the worst kind of person
Jan 1 2014 8:52PM
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Jabe
Posts: 567 - Karma: 241
If taking mismatch poles from the lost pole bin counts, then yes.
Jan 1 2014 8:56PM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
Waste of cash, go on a trip instead and pack a lunch
Jan 1 2014 8:57PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
Industry friend of mine just posted on Facebook that someone stole his daughter's skis. She's like 8. I hate people who steal skis, but who the fuck steals and eight year old's skis?

I think wild west justice should be brought back for ski theft. Horse thieves used to be hung if they were caught. The reason was because of the importance of the horse as a means of transportation. Skis are a crucial means of transportation for this community, therefore hanging would be an appropriate punishment for ski thieves.
Jan 1 2014 8:59PM
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Plankton
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 6,840
sometimes i want to see someone steal my skis so i can justifiably beat the fuck out of them
Jan 1 2014 9:00PM
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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
I snag hot water, Fuck they charge 15 cents for some. Brutal.
Jan 1 2014 9:00PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
yea because he was totally being serious
Jan 1 2014 9:09PM
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schmulbach
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I was working today and my buddys skis were missing after coming back out early in the morning. we found a kid with them and was trying to put his rental boots into them. he said "i thought those were leftover for us to use."
Jan 1 2014 9:11PM
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OwenReynolds
Posts: 223 - Karma: 1,955
You fucking monster.
Jan 1 2014 9:14PM
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ChargeTheTrees
Posts: 129 - Karma: 5
OP has too much free time
Jan 1 2014 9:15PM
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
Can we edit posts now?
Jan 1 2014 9:29PM
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
Edit: No
Jan 1 2014 9:29PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
No, and those who do should be hung, drawn, and quartered.
Jan 1 2014 9:32PM
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JTL
Posts: 2275 - Karma: 338
i found bose headphones in the parking lot last week...
Jan 1 2014 9:32PM
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
Not equipment but I get sprite instead of water because fuck the police.
Jan 1 2014 9:32PM
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128368798788
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Honestly, the only time i've done it was for good reason, and it really wasn't negatively impacting anybody directly.

I got to the ski resort, realized I forgot gloves, went into the lost & found and snagged some celtek mittens. I asked the guy how long they've been there and he said at least a month so I could have them if I wanted em.

However, anybody who deliberately steals skis or boots is a MASSIVE FUCK and deserves to be anal raped by red hot dildos for 1,000 years by Lucifer himself.
Jan 1 2014 9:40PM
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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
Handitard.
Jan 1 2014 9:41PM
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Chris_Greehy
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i have to admit i've wanted to do the same, it would be so rewarding to beat the living shit out of them
Jan 1 2014 9:46PM
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perryhunter
Posts: 721 - Karma: -185
I think fingers are still not enough! Theives deserve a whole hand to be cut, then place some hydrogen peroxide after!
Jan 1 2014 9:46PM
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BROLF
Posts: 1598 - Karma: 5,098
had my ski setup stolen when I was 12, who steals size 138 skis?
Jan 1 2014 9:47PM
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UncleGerry
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 1,377
You know what's really sad? That you actually thought I was serious. You, however, sound like a tight ass tool.
Jan 1 2014 9:58PM
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Substitute
Posts: 1375 - Karma: 2,270
REALLY? No way!
Jan 1 2014 10:02PM
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humpty
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 3,150
Maybe if the lockers at my home mountain weren't effing 10 bucks (no exaggeration here) our shit wouldn't get stolen
Jan 1 2014 10:04PM
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Plankton
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 6,840
people who need 138 cm skis
Jan 1 2014 10:05PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
12 year olds?
Jan 1 2014 10:17PM
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