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Unwritten rules of the Mountain

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Gooneez
Posts: 96 - Karma: 3,366
Everyone knows the written rules but what are some unwritten rules everyone should know
Dec 30 2013 1:53AM
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GANGBANG420
Posts: 263 - Karma: 879
Don't be a dick to anybody except racers
Jan 2 2014 4:24AM
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Gooneez
Posts: 96 - Karma: 3,366
Or if you get caught smoking in the woods you have to share
Jan 2 2014 7:11AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7259 - Karma: 33,216
How about don't be a dick to anyone?
Jan 2 2014 7:21AM
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GANGBANG420
Posts: 263 - Karma: 879
Nah
Jan 2 2014 4:12PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
You're not gonna get many gnar points with that attitude. I don't know about you, but I'm the sickest skier on the website!
Jan 2 2014 6:59PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
Just help people out that are tryna progress. Don't be a loud asshole
Jan 2 2014 7:26PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
Can't believe nobody has said "Don't eat yellow snow".

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Also, if you get first hit on a back country booter and eat shit, fill in your crater.
Jan 2 2014 9:08PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
Turn when you get off the lift. Don't be one of those motherfuckers that skis straight right after the lift, so that the other people can't get to the trail.
Jan 2 2014 10:19PM
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WaffleMaster
Posts: 661 - Karma: 5,565
-No long silenced awkward lift rides. Talk to strangers. (Unless they look gay)
-Talk to lift ops
-Talk to fucking everybody
-Turn down music on lifts

The mountain is a fucking party, everyone's enjoying life and stuff. Good vibes all around. Make some connections or some shit.
Jan 3 2014 1:47AM
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Gooneez
Posts: 96 - Karma: 3,366
Especially talk to the lift ops you get in good with the lifties it will always benefit you in some way
Jan 3 2014 1:49AM
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arnemariusb
Posts: 36 - Karma: 111
What if your a shy dud then what? :O
Jan 3 2014 2:52AM
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WaffleMaster
Posts: 661 - Karma: 5,565
Spread good vibes by slapping a smile on your face I suppose
Jan 3 2014 3:01AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7259 - Karma: 33,216
Stop being shy. I am a shy person and I started riding up the lift with randos and talking to people. It makes lift rides much more interesting, and sometimes you meet really cool people. I can't stand it anymore when I see 2 chairs in a row with only one person on it.
Jan 3 2014 11:10AM
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arnemariusb
Posts: 36 - Karma: 111
I see!
Jan 3 2014 2:52PM
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Bogs
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That's an extremely strange thing to not be able to stand.
Jan 3 2014 4:24PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7259 - Karma: 33,216
When there is a lift line and people are going up on quad chairs by themselves it is really annoying.
Jan 3 2014 5:26PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
well that's completely different than skiing on, say, a tuesday when the mountain is empty. Say what you mean, next time
Jan 3 2014 5:53PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
WHEN SOMEONE SKIS THROUGH THE PARK AND DOESNT STOP AT THE POINTLESS CLUSTER FUCK ATOP THE JUMP LINE THEY HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY GOD DAMNIT

look uphill before you drop
Jan 3 2014 9:02PM
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hank.ski
Posts: 1113 - Karma: 3,576
Don't take them to monkey gulch unless they're gonna fuckin send it, eh?
Jan 3 2014 9:12PM
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PureSport
Posts: 77 - Karma: 305
Don't steal someones setup

Don't be a dick and roll past someone's head after they go down. This happened to me yesterday and i was so pissed. Let that guy know how i felt about him. felt kinda guilty guess that's what happens when there are so many gapers cruising through the park

Don't hate


Jan 3 2014 9:26PM
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FunkyMalone
Posts: 66 - Karma: 640
Make Racers lives living hell. Today I had three racers cut in front of me in line while riding over my brand new skis.
Jan 4 2014 12:31AM
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CalebT
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 765
:22 aha h
Jan 4 2014 3:41AM
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CalebT
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 765
he specifically said when there is a line
Jan 4 2014 3:59AM
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Gooneez
Posts: 96 - Karma: 3,366
Don't use profanity around young skiers just yesterday I was skiing with my 6 year old sister and on the quad kids about my age were dropping the f bomb this it was world war 2
Jan 4 2014 4:40AM
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Vinci
Posts: 701 - Karma: 1,472
Don't sneak.
Seriously, I fucking hate it.
Let people do their straight air if they want to. Just because you can double wobble 2160 doesn't mean you're allowed to cut the line.

Also don't get in the way of people filming.
Last time I was skiing pow we had this sick setup and a camera rolling.
A friend called drop in and the very same moment some asshole skied right in front of our cam.
That's probably one of the biggest dick moves possible, specially if there is a whole lot of fucking untracked pow a couple of meters to the side.
Jan 4 2014 5:43AM
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Gooneez
Posts: 96 - Karma: 3,366
Yeah fuck those ass holes who cut off the fillers, I'm usually the one to film for my friends and that shit pisses me off
Jan 5 2014 12:54AM
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Dr.Dickless
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That's an east coast attitude, friends make the day
Jan 5 2014 3:47AM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
The golden rule: don't do it in the park
Jan 8 2014 5:17PM
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jenna_place
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it's pretty self explanitory don't be a dousche
Jan 26 2014 10:58PM
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robotdna
Posts: 1232 - Karma: 2,959
Not cool.

Let them know that that's not okay to ruin your equipment, but there's no reason to be an asshole. And...did they cut you in line because you were standing around not knowing what the fuck was going on? If not, my bad.

Fill the chairs people, don't go singles all the freaking time. s
Jan 27 2014 2:20AM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
If you build a beautiful BC kicker with a pow landing, you get first hit. Ive had beautiful landings raped by some asshole gaper snowboarder bitches. It sucked.
Jan 27 2014 5:32AM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
Everyone is constantly judging you
Jan 27 2014 4:13PM
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LARSK1
Posts: 126 - Karma: 246
Help other people learn tricks
Jan 27 2014 8:14PM
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Armada333
Posts: 175 - Karma: 57
You'll die fallin off the chair haha
Jan 27 2014 8:37PM
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el_mn_op
Posts: 577 - Karma: 1,175
75% looks, 15% skill, 10% standing around at the top of the hill
Jan 27 2014 9:01PM
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juicedrummer11
Posts: 1960 - Karma: 1,331
and if someone does fuck up and stall the line by one chair, johnny skier in the back of the line wearing his beanie and shades from the 80's still on his 215s doesn't need to freak out and start causing a stir in the line. its one fucking chair man, you will make it off the lift by the time the other person is turning away from the off-ramp.

some people need to chill the fuck out in line when there are big crowds. its not going to make it any faster by yelling at everyone how fast you can ski down the mountain. and alternating like you are supposed to benefits everyone!
Jan 27 2014 9:20PM
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Firewood
Posts: 360 - Karma: 531
If said ski continues down slope at high rate of speed proceed to yell "SKI!" and do whatever you can to stop that fucking missile.  Almost got drilled by one last year skiing BACKCOUNTRY 
Jan 28 2014 10:53AM
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Jon_Taffer
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 5,383
What pisses me off the most is when people will chirp you or make fun of you if you eat shit trying something new when they literally have not hit a single feature all day and have thousands of dollars worth of gear
Jan 29 2014 10:54PM
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APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
LOOOOOOL
Jan 30 2014 12:29AM
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lurking
Posts: 2220 - Karma: 6,786
no friends on pow days, pole taps after stomps, spray gapers
Jan 30 2014 7:27PM
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STwoops
Posts: 2941 - Karma: 5,126
DONT TAKE A PISS IN THE FUCKIN PELICANS NEST
Jan 30 2014 7:32PM
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FunkyMalone
Posts: 66 - Karma: 640
help out anyone who's learning in the park no matter how old they are
Jan 30 2014 7:56PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
just don't be a judgmental asshole, not everyone is as good as you but you have to start somewhere. people don't go skiing to be hated on
Jan 30 2014 8:05PM
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FunkyMalone
Posts: 66 - Karma: 640
THIS.
Jan 30 2014 8:13PM
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yorick
Posts: 65 - Karma: 113
Don't look down before the bar's down on the lift, damnit.
Jan 31 2014 12:30AM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
Take your backpack off before you get on the chair
Mar 3 2014 5:17AM
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Heek
Posts: 19 - Karma: -14
Remember to always wear a helmet because skiing is very dangerous (like smoking and drinking).
Mar 3 2014 11:38AM
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Chuch
Posts: 237 - Karma: 397
Dont ditch lift beers or trash, you got it from a pocket or backpack, shove that shit back in there. The mountain is like a beautiful woman treat her right.
Be stoked about your skills but be humble or youll get humbled in some way or another.
Dont chirp people unless they legitimately wronged you, if they are out there killin it at their own level, takin diggers like a champ give them props.
Good vibes beget good vibes.

Mar 3 2014 10:14PM
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slaagmaster
Posts: 129 - Karma: 63
i am the line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 4 2014 2:56AM
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Age
Posts: 591 - Karma: 179

Yeah, I will definitely second this one.

The day after my birthday, I puked out the Whistler Gondola on the way to picking up a group of kids I was coaching. It was only one of the other coaches that saw, so I thought I was in the clear. Unfortunately, I followed up that effort later in the morning with a huge, watery hurl in the Peak to Peak in front of 20 rabid, 10 year old park rats, the other coach, the coaches wife and two stunned euro tourists. Not my finest hour.


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