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Stupidest questions you've been asked on the hill.

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jibber.jabber
Posts: 91 - Karma: 1,313
A buddy and I got on the gondola at Snowmass in our park attire and were asked by an older couple, "You are obviously snowboarders, why are you skiing?" It took us a solid 5 minutes to come up with an answer that didn't involve the word "retarded.." These two had no idea that skiers were even allowed in the park
Dec 27 2013 11:08AM
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James.May
Posts: 494 - Karma: 321
"do you guys do the crazy flippy spinny tricks?"
Dec 27 2013 10:16PM
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16robbinsl
Posts: 78 - Karma: 78
"Do you tele?"
Dec 27 2013 10:20PM
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BeanTown
Posts: 8 - Karma: 21
I was wearing my Mexico bandanna. I take it off and a snowboarders asked me" Are you realy mexican?"
Dec 27 2013 10:20PM
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Hypno_Cat
Posts: 997 - Karma: 1,229
your fucking answer better have been yes
Dec 27 2013 10:30PM
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Brocka_Flocka
Posts: 1213 - Karma: 8,770
Some southern, obese lady asked me the other day "what species are the pretty red trees?" Mam, those are victims of the pine beetle. They are dead.
Dec 27 2013 10:33PM
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Hypno_Cat
Posts: 997 - Karma: 1,229
your fucking answer better have been yes
Dec 27 2013 10:34PM
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yung-lean
Posts: 511 - Karma: 2,447
Ive been skiing in the SLC area for a week and all the gapers want to hear my life story. "Why are you here and where are you from" And "Are you Mormon?" (Because my mom grew up in the SLC area. That doesn't mean i'm or my mom are Mormon.)
Dec 27 2013 10:48PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
If I had a dollar for every time I have heard someone claim a texan said this to them.
Dec 27 2013 10:55PM
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GrumpisPringle
Posts: 630 - Karma: 728
Are those drumsticks? (she was referring to my home-made poles made out of dowels)


Are you Grumpis Pringle? *yes, yes i am
Dec 27 2013 10:59PM
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Vincenzo
Posts: 304 - Karma: 445
"Didn't Eheath used to be skinny?"
Dec 27 2013 11:03PM
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nine50seven
Posts: 576 - Karma: 686
Same here
Dec 27 2013 11:06PM
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ReeferMonga
Posts: 387 - Karma: 385
"Does your mind recall a time when 3xl's t's went below eheaths waistline?"
Dec 27 2013 11:07PM
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CB_Radio
Posts: 197 - Karma: 39
I was at snowbird and was asked...Why are your skis so skinny? Because I know how to fucking ski.
Dec 27 2013 11:17PM
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SteezoSaurus
Posts: 2630 - Karma: 2,670
Ha this all day!
Dec 27 2013 11:19PM
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joski5
Posts: 40 - Karma: 287
its pushed me to the point of wanting to spray paint the fucking things the same color...
Dec 27 2013 11:24PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
did eheath eat all the food in the lodge because theres none left?
Dec 27 2013 11:25PM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
i have a big SARAH sticker on the front of my helmet in memory of sarah burke, anyways tons of people ask me if my name is sarah. haha
Dec 27 2013 11:36PM
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histonskiah
Posts: 467 - Karma: 1,834
Last week some gapers asked me how old you have to be to go on the black diamond run.
Dec 28 2013 12:20AM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
hehe. thats everyday in breckenridge. ive seen people forget their pants, wear the ski boots on the wrong foot, and dumbest questions involve altitude- like "im inside getting my kids out of the altitude.' is the best quote
Dec 28 2013 1:04AM
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Hatsnballs
Posts: 836 - Karma: 2,159
(dins) "I turned these things up to 11, why are my feets still cold?"
Dec 28 2013 1:18AM
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muck_a_tu_nee
Posts: 7 - Karma: 66
i was watching the xgames at my grandmas house and she asked me if i could do twidledoos like the guys on tv.
Dec 28 2013 1:23AM
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Oxburger
Posts: 123 - Karma: 1,262
"Why dont they ever let us ride down the chairlift?"
"Why do you have your pow skis out, there's no new snow?" (line blends)
"what are the brakes on skis for anyway?"
"why are your goggles different color than mine?"
"Do I need a lift ticket if I walk up every time?"

Dec 28 2013 1:34AM
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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 455 - Karma: 569
because you touch yourself at night.....
Dec 28 2013 1:40AM
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Flacker
Posts: 558 - Karma: 1,070
"Is there a difference between left and right skis?"-gaper day is with rental skis
Dec 28 2013 1:54AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,158
Had this same thing happen to me spring 2013... Giants Ridge in northern Minnesota, did a 3 off this beautiful jump (landing was mellow, really floaty too, rare in MN), but anyways...

when I got to the chair, this dude came up to me and asked
"Did you just 360?"
I said "yeah"
then he says "I didn't know skiers could 360, I thought only snowboarders could to that!"
and i'm just sitting there like

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Dec 28 2013 2:08AM
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mcswizzle
Posts: 838 - Karma: 2,253
are you?
Dec 28 2013 2:15AM
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3rik
Posts: 549 - Karma: 1,651
Dec 28 2013 2:18AM
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PULSEofdaNATION
Posts: 426 - Karma: 51
My friends do the same shit
Dec 28 2013 3:04AM
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Balakae
Posts: 30 - Karma: 18
"I like your pants. Are they skiing material or snowboarding material?"
Dec 28 2013 3:11AM
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ChiefSkief
Posts: 774 - Karma: 881
Some woman told me and my friend there was a rail in the way of our jump when we were setting up an urban.
Dec 28 2013 3:47AM
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Superduploman
Posts: 227 - Karma: 505
"Won't they just break in half more easy then?" - asking about my wooden line afterbangs
Dec 28 2013 4:18AM
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e_estrada
Posts: 182 - Karma: 134
Today while riding switch, "Hey do know how to ride backyards?!", "Does it feel the same as riding forward?!".
Dec 28 2013 4:57AM
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jibbpeter
Posts: 1613 - Karma: 4,083
Is it going to be icy tomorrow? (Park was a icerink hwn i asked one of those who worked there)
Dec 28 2013 6:55AM
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TotalNan
Posts: 147 - Karma: 339
Do you guys rent jackets here?
Dec 28 2013 7:53AM
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tomPietrowski
Posts: 7099 - Karma: 17,043
What's wrong with that plenty of places rent jackets. You guys are all acting very cocky I have been asked some stupid things by ns skiers. One that always makes me laugh is when I fit a boot, they say I need a size bigger I'm doing park so you wear bigger boots. That is a good one. Tourists can be funny but I let them off more as they maybe ski once a year so don't know any better.
Dec 28 2013 8:14AM
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ErryB
Posts: 138 - Karma: 1,685
*Backstory to my story*
so these snowboarders were wearing XXL tall hoodies, had apx goggles, were about 22ish and just looked the part when it came to park anyways.


more of a statement, but i was skiing by myself and these gaper (thug) snowboarders were behind me and were like "woah, that kid has powder skis" then i replied "no, these are only 91 underfoot and are full chamber" to that they responded yeah i have no clue what that means. Seriously why the fuck do people buy all this shit to do with outerwear when they know nothing about the sport, and its not even skiing specific. Fuck australia gapers!
Dec 28 2013 8:16AM
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beraleg
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"Can you do the helicopter"?

WTF!?
Dec 28 2013 8:23AM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
This thread is 12 year olds
Dec 28 2013 8:25AM
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j.engel
Posts: 245 - Karma: 417
"is skiing cooler?"
Dec 28 2013 8:36AM
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,564
Some guy asked me if my Caylors were park skis.
Dec 28 2013 10:45AM
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DosasNMimosas
Posts: 1701 - Karma: 664
"But how can you tell if you have youre skis on backwards?"
Dec 28 2013 11:11AM
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Slurpsicle.
Posts: 703 - Karma: 999
should have asked her for butt secks
Dec 28 2013 11:58AM
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BeanTown
Posts: 8 - Karma: 21
Actually yes yes i am. I know its a shocker a mexican skiing mind blowing.
Dec 28 2013 1:01PM
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caderobinson
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 4,770
A person got mad at me for having my goggles under my helmet.. basically made me take my helmet off...
Dec 28 2013 1:08PM
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mcswizzle
Posts: 838 - Karma: 2,253
Word, just curious. Always good to have some diversity.

i've heard "what elevation do deer turn to elk"

and on the topic of rails "those things that snowboarders use?"
Dec 28 2013 3:47PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
That's actually a legitimate argument, just ask the jaded local
Dec 28 2013 4:01PM
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Park.
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 4,582
doing a seven and overhear midair, "WOAH cool he did a 360" and this kids friend responds "NO man that was TWO 360's"!! it was funny and proceeded to losing it midair and crashing.

But my friends the other day were riding up on a chairlift with this lady and she asked where they were from. the first one said in chinkinese "we aaa from J-pan! We aaa Japan-ese!"

the lady was asian
Dec 28 2013 5:08PM
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Frenchy714
Posts: 61 - Karma: 173
Are those those new both way skis?
Dec 28 2013 9:46PM
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sub-Lime
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So how do I get my boot to clip in the ski?
Dec 28 2013 10:00PM
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