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Do you have a name for your car?

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RimJobber
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A friend and I were just discussing this and I haven't had a name for any of my cars. Do you guys name yours, and if so, what is it?
Dec 18 2013 1:21AM
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JordanButtfart
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Yeah it's OP's Mom, because it doesn't take any effort to turn it on.


ZINGER
Dec 18 2013 1:23AM
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JeremyClarkson
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My 96 legacy is affectionately called the swaggin' wagon.

If I happen to bed a fine young dame in the back the night before, it then becomes the shaggin' wagon for a week thereafter.
Dec 18 2013 1:23AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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rosie
Dec 18 2013 1:25AM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Big Bertha. This one kid at my school fucked a fat bitch in his car and I thought, "hey I don't have a car." So I just decided to walk right up to this kid and
Dec 18 2013 1:26AM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
Franklin. And I love him dearly.

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Dec 18 2013 1:26AM
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
2000 jeep Cherokee sport call her Bertha
Dec 18 2013 1:27AM
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MilaKunis
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I call yours flamer.
Dec 18 2013 1:27AM
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.Hugo.
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Black Betty
Dec 18 2013 1:28AM
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.Apex.
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Dec 18 2013 3:13AM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
the trash can

no longer with me but it seemed like there was always trash on the back floorboards somewhere.  i haven't thought of a good name yet for the new one
Dec 18 2013 8:11AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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The schmaudi
Dec 18 2013 8:19AM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Black '98 Rav-4 with a red NS Dino sticker on the back (R.I.P, the sticker was destroyed Saturday during the snowstorm). Named Garrett, nicknamed the Shaggin' Wagon, aka the Fun Bus, aka the Swagmobile.
Dec 18 2013 8:19AM
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.Hugo.
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My first car was a 96 chevy cavalier. I called it the cavaqueer
Dec 18 2013 9:24AM
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bfulmer
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Roxanne.

She's beautiful and I love her, But buying a used sti is like marrying an ex-hooker. Eric Clapton anyone?
Dec 18 2013 9:42AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
First car was a 2003 Focus i called the FoLove. Then a Jeep i called Peej. Now a jetta tdi and im stuck between Tiddy and Turbro
Dec 18 2013 10:16AM
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goodnoooo
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sammy tha saab
Dec 18 2013 10:19AM
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jfoley019
Posts: 929 - Karma: 95

my wife's car is Cassidy

My care is Dusty

Dec 18 2013 10:22AM
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jfoley019
Posts: 929 - Karma: 95

*car

Dec 18 2013 10:23AM
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rareison
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Red Rice Rocket
Dec 18 2013 10:30AM
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saskskier
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 9,984
By Eric Clapton you mean The Police, right?
Dec 18 2013 10:35AM
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Davin
Posts: 669 - Karma: 354
2008 Mitsubishi evo x, shvevo. my friend was stoned as fuck and couldnt say evo without the shv!
Dec 18 2013 10:41AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
>Eric Clapton

You goofed.
Dec 18 2013 10:50AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
White 1992 Honda Accord on White 17's (don't ask why I did it) was named the Sex Mobile and White Lightening. Second 1992 Honda Accord, mix between seafoam and teal, was named Joan.Both are on to their new owners.


My car now is a silver 2000 BMW 540i/6. Hadn't given her one because she was having some cooling issues, but have since been resolved (knock on wood).

Right now she is referred to as the Beast, but that isn't going to cut it. Any recommendations?


Dec 18 2013 11:00AM
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Benson.
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Dec 18 2013 11:02AM
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crab_pretzel
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why yes i actually do.

-Bela: our late '91 325i bmw (RIP)
-Old Green: our 2000 greendurango that we sold about a year ago
-Little Joe: our 300K+ '01 toyota camry
-The Landrover: yea.

it adds a little character to each car, but also makes it harder to see them go : (
Dec 18 2013 11:03AM
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Guck
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Natalie, because it looks like Natalie Portman
Dec 18 2013 11:24AM
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.MASSHOLE.
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98 Subaru Legacy Outback.

Her name is Martha. Shes ugly, she has her issues, but she gets the job done. And I associate Martha with lesbians soo...
Dec 18 2013 11:27AM
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El_Barto.
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Thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard
Dec 18 2013 11:28AM
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Tinga
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my forester's name is forest...
Dec 18 2013 11:44AM
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kevmac
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1989 buick park avenue got it for free from my uncle her name is Betty.
Dec 18 2013 1:35PM
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Algebra
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The vo.
Dec 18 2013 1:43PM
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bfulmer
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Oooooof. Yeah, that one hurts
Dec 18 2013 2:01PM
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J-C
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Named my white impreza snow white
Dec 18 2013 2:04PM
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Negro_Jesus
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My '99 Prelude is named Larry.
Dec 18 2013 2:07PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
Mines called the Tarp Wagon


Dec 18 2013 2:09PM
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Dr.Dickless
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My '87 Celica's name is Celia
Dec 18 2013 2:23PM
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snowpocalypse
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This is Homer
He is a 1978 La Palma
My 2 year old can't say Motor Home so It morphed into just Homer.


Dec 18 2013 2:45PM
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Tinga
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I thought you were going to say because of the Iliad. epic adventures.
Dec 18 2013 2:58PM
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bo0b
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And a bunch of people have been in it.
Dec 18 2013 3:06PM
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Rafiki
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i named my horse sarah jessica parker because it looks EXACTLY like sarah jessica parker

i'm glad we think alike
Dec 18 2013 3:10PM
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cydwhit
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Helga

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Dec 18 2013 3:13PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
1992 gold volvo 940. His name is Roy, know by some as the sex machine because he pulls even in his old age. I wish I could post pictures but currently Roy is 200 miles away:(
Dec 18 2013 3:41PM
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GIF
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Jeremy Clarkson NEVER EVER names his car... imposter
Dec 18 2013 3:43PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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My old car (that my brother recently wrecked) was an all black pontiac bonneville ssei. Had a few names:Bonnie, Lorenzo the Panther, The Bonster, and the Bstmobile.

New car: "the gti" i know very clever.
Dec 18 2013 3:44PM
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CashmereCat
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Debbie, my 2001 Jeep Wrangler
Dec 18 2013 3:48PM
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*Frankie*
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Gay
Dec 18 2013 3:48PM
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Troy.
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ShredTruck

Maximized for gear storage and livability.
Dec 18 2013 3:51PM
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Stainr
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2011 f-450, girls at work say it sounds like "simba"
Dec 18 2013 3:56PM
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Mr.Mitten
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1999 White Chevy Tahoe, Herschel, she's a big white dyke
Dec 18 2013 5:54PM
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