eat a pound of Asparugus, drink 3 liters of Gerolsteiner mineral water, pop a few flintstones vitamins, and piss into a Nalgene bottle. hide the bottle somewhere in his room, but leave the cap open. but this'll spread to other rooms and whatnot, so i don't think it'd be ideal.
laxative & viagra brownies sound like a good idea.
'yeah line stuff blows, i got a pair of the new pollards and once i took the wrapper off they spontaneously combusted' - schlonginator
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