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Free bag of beef jerky

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iFlip
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 19,088
Free bag of beef jerky. Just put what flavor you want and your address in the comments section. Free shipping. Clearly this is not my company. Just passing this along since I saw it and it looked good.

Dec 2 2013 11:59AM
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itsbenyo
Posts: 106 - Karma: 214
God bless your soul, OP
Dec 10 2013 8:42AM
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qazwsxedc34
Posts: 2886 - Karma: 2,252
Well it has been a week.
Dec 11 2013 4:50PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,229
I can't get it off of my mind… I've got the hunger.
Dec 11 2013 5:59PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
Ive got a fever and the only prescription is more free jerky.
Dec 11 2013 6:42PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
fucking junky
Dec 11 2013 7:27PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
i put my pants on like the rest of you, one leg at a time. it's just that when my pants are on I eat free jerky.
Dec 11 2013 9:56PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
inb4 anthrax
Dec 11 2013 10:09PM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
You got it?
And
Inb4 eheath orders one to all his friends houses soe he can get as much as possible
Dec 11 2013 11:53PM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
Some great mods we have here.. Not defending this kid, but come on. You are supposed to be the voice of reason on this site, not another immature kid looking to get in on the action..
Dec 12 2013 1:04AM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
What is your job exactly then?
Dec 12 2013 1:21AM
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40oz.
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 555
Fucker ;)
Dec 12 2013 2:03AM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
*porn*, your a fucker and a nig** and I want you yo delete my bst
Dec 12 2013 3:04AM
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Tortid
Posts: 361 - Karma: 151
All i could think of when i read the title:
Dec 12 2013 1:01PM
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Nessie
Posts: 89 - Karma: 86
So anyone got theres yet?
Dec 16 2013 5:22PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
yea, I got mine last week
Dec 16 2013 5:26PM
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Squirtle
Posts: 287 - Karma: 1,540
Nope
Dec 16 2013 5:26PM
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KingTaco
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 2,824
pics
Dec 16 2013 6:14PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
And...?
Dec 16 2013 6:45PM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
Bullshit
Dec 16 2013 8:17PM
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itsbenyo
Posts: 106 - Karma: 214
where my jerky? :(
Dec 17 2013 10:31AM
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40oz.
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 555
Pics or it didn't happen
Dec 17 2013 12:49PM
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JustForYou
Posts: 275 - Karma: 2,143
Been over 2 weeks and no luck. Too good to be true.
Dec 17 2013 1:10PM
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Hammyslapwagon
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 1,409
still didn't get it :( I suppose at this point its not coming
Dec 29 2013 7:20PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,450
Yup. What a fucking waste. I was just thinking about this thread the other day.


Damn shame.
Dec 29 2013 7:36PM
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
I havnt gotten shit, I'm writing a letter
Dec 29 2013 10:07PM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2366 - Karma: 3,977
threads
Dec 29 2013 11:15PM
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joshc97
Posts: 193 - Karma: 106
Where is my damn jerky.
Dec 29 2013 11:56PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947
Updates? None here.
Jan 2 2014 7:34PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,450
I blame OP
Jan 2 2014 7:35PM
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gnar_whal
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 3,787
OP is god
Jan 2 2014 8:30PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
hahahaha

Sorry the Cock talk magazine was an xmas gift from me
Jan 3 2014 1:00AM
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gnar_whal
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 3,787
It's been 14 hours where the fuck is my jerky?!??
Jan 3 2014 9:48AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I wunt muh jerkeh
Jan 24 2014 9:55PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,494
Aww I ordered the jerky before I read the thread.. Maybe I'll get lucky and get some :)
Jan 24 2014 10:42PM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
Just did the same thing
Jan 24 2014 11:06PM
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ElMexicano
Posts: 639 - Karma: 400
.......... : /      ?????   jerky?
Jan 25 2014 4:14AM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
Click for larger image
Jan 25 2014 7:20AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,450
Not really. I say we ban him until all the beef jerky is delivered to those in need.
Jan 25 2014 8:18AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
I havent gotten jerky yet either :(

inb4 NS turns into Ukraine and riots
Jan 25 2014 8:24PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
I actually bought some jerky as well as the free sample. The jerky I bought came pretty quick, but not the free sample. The jerky was pretty gross, it was wet. Who the fuck makes a wet jerk? It was also really sweet and not in a good way. I got the sweet and sour flavor so I expected it to be all savory and shit but it was just shit. Maybe the other flavors are better
Jan 25 2014 8:50PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
mmmm
Jan 26 2014 1:11AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,450
So you actually bought stuff from them and they still didn't send you the free sample, and in addition the stuff you bought was garbage?!?!?

You better move some place warm OP. If you get spotted on the hill you're going to have a beat down comin your way. Just think of all the hungry children you have disappointed with your threads and wild promises.

Jan 26 2014 11:12PM
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JustForYou
Posts: 275 - Karma: 2,143
He's not kidding, OP. I would love some beef jerky right now. I'm going to beat your ass if I see you on the hill.
Jan 27 2014 9:31PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6102 - Karma: 7,626
Tried this twice never came:(
Jan 27 2014 9:53PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
op is dead meat to me. i am entitled to my free beef jerky and it hasn't showed up yet.

what the fuck is this shit
Jan 28 2014 11:37AM
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UFOsarereal
Posts: 2282 - Karma: 1,109
did anyone ever get their jerky?
Jun 6 2014 1:30PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
UFOsarerealdid anyone ever get their jerky?


no i just remember this cause you bumped it, damn its been a while
Jun 6 2014 1:39PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,494
Wow still no jerky for me either..


Let's burn the business with fire
Jun 6 2014 2:37PM
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itsbenyo
Posts: 106 - Karma: 214
haha i completely forgot about this XD












but i havent forgotten you, OP. your duty is to deliver
Jun 9 2014 8:20PM
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