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DietCoke
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Whats the best way to lock up your skis? This is excluding ski check, those little racks that you can put your shit in that cost like 50 cents, or walking around with your skis all the time cuz most places wont let you go inside with them. Would just a plain bike style lock be good? The ones with the metal wire chord thing that locks into a loop that you could just wrap around your skis somehow?
Dec 3 2004 2:24PM
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mark_skis
Posts: 757 - Karma: 10
i use a ski key. its awesome

Dec 3 2004 2:26PM
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vantownloc
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 12
besides the lock thing you can just seperate you shit at the lodge etc. put one in one place and anothet ski somewhere else, i usually don't worry about it tho because my skis are obviously mine.
Dec 3 2004 2:27PM
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DietCoke
Posts: 1317 - Karma: 7
whats a ski key?
Dec 3 2004 2:36PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
i have a bike/ski lock its flexible and slides into a cool little coil plastic case i can pocket.. i just put em through the bindings, and stash em right in the open.. so if some retard even tried to cut it.. everyone would see it
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Dec 3 2004 2:46PM
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roadpig
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
I use the ski key as well.. works awesome.. fits in your pocket..
Dec 3 2004 2:50PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Scratch the hell out of the top of them. Make them look like shit. They will still ride perfect but no one will touch them.







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Dec 3 2004 2:51PM
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vantownloc
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 12
^ best answer so far!
Dec 3 2004 2:52PM
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vantownloc
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 12
cherrycoke, you seem to be asking a lot of questions recently on like where to mount yr skis and din and all that, are you new to skiing?

the best part of anything is doing the investigation/work/effort yourself you know.
Dec 3 2004 2:55PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Make sure you know the serial number printed on the side of the ski. If anybody official gets involved it helps if you can pop the serial number off the top of your head while the theif knows shit all. But hopefully it never comes to that. Best if you just cut off the theif's scrotum and feed it to him.



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Dec 3 2004 3:00PM
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Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
Hey, where might I find a ski key? got a link or shop I could get it at.
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Dec 3 2004 3:09PM
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CameIToeJam
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most any ski or sports stores have them, theyre like 10 or 15 bucks




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Dec 3 2004 3:13PM
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gretch6364
Posts: 851 - Karma: 8
LineRider, I am pretty sure a Ski Key is a rack that a ski resort buys and you pay a price to lock your skis up...search on google...at alot of places you can check your skis in and they keep them like behind a counter
Ryno got the last one . Here is a new riddle:



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Dec 3 2004 3:14PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
retractable cable locks are the shit!! best locks ever, i have a dakine lock, even comes with a rachet tool, or at least used too
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Dec 3 2004 3:32PM
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DietCoke
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Asking questions is how you learn.
Dec 3 2004 5:12PM
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Stinkey_egg
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 75
no one wants my skis cause there super old and bad! and there really SHORT!
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Dec 3 2004 5:16PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
i've had bad luck with ski keys.
i suggust a combo lock, they work well.







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Dec 3 2004 6:38PM
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m1garand
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i take my skis in the lodge



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Dec 3 2004 6:41PM
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CORKED
Posts: 320 - Karma: 16
i bought a midget and i make him stand next to my skis

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Dec 3 2004 6:53PM
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DietCoke
Posts: 1317 - Karma: 7
yeah since ski keys require the rack tho whats the next best thing.
Dec 3 2004 7:51PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
go get one of thoes cable locks people were talking about. mine was dope, i just forgot the combo over the summer last year so i have to get a new one. also the seperation thing is a good idea too

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Dec 3 2004 8:19PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
put em in ur back pocket

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Dec 3 2004 8:23PM
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park_kid111
Posts: 428 - Karma: 10
i take my skis off my feet and throw them into the snow bank like a pile of shit noone has touched em yet
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Dec 3 2004 8:25PM
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winterkid33
Posts: 2267 - Karma: 52
why would you take ur skis off? pack a luch eat in the woods on the lift etc. pee in the woods or on a snow boarder. what else do you need?
Dec 3 2004 8:43PM
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skiierman
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^ A sharpend pole tip in case if that snowboarder doesn't like the smell of human piss all over his 661 jacket.







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Dec 3 2004 9:17PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
just get a lock, end of story.. this thread is going off haha
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Dec 3 2004 9:27PM
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