since the story doesn't appear to real, apply it to anybody in the same situation.
somebody makes a conscious decision to attempt to knock another person out by punching them in the back of the head....which could result in killing the victim, or paralyzing them if they collapse to the ground wrong, or result in brain damage if not serious injury at the least.
The only thing I'm sorry about when I read stories like this about this bullshit, is that it wasn't me turning a gun on somebody trying to do this.
"I'd really like to get my name out so I can piss on 13 year old girls and get away with it, do a shit load of heroin, autograph boobs without it being harassment and then finally blow my brains out when the fame gets to me."
"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
"Professor Potamus has a PhD in Newschoolers."