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Growing hair quicker.

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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
I want to be steezey like the guys that i see in edits and stuff.

Anyone got any advice on growing my hair qucker?


Nov 23 2013 12:54PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
cut your hair and glue them to your pubes
Nov 23 2013 12:55PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
My hair grows like a fucking weed, It really just depends on your genes.
Nov 23 2013 12:57PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
rub raw eggs into you scalp twice a day, it really helps
Nov 23 2013 1:02PM
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saskskier
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 9,984
Ask this guy for his hair...

Nov 23 2013 1:02PM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
Chewing tobacco and drinking whisky straight will increase chest hair growth by 800%.
Nov 23 2013 1:06PM
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Horsefacekillah
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Nov 23 2013 1:08PM
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skitheeast77
Posts: 224 - Karma: 6,577
Pull on it every day
Nov 23 2013 1:09PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,439
Shave it regularly

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This is my first season in years without a nice mane flowin in the wind for them spring hot laps. Might grow it back out. Hopefully I'll have something by spring.
Nov 23 2013 1:16PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
the only thing you can possibly do is wait.
Nov 23 2013 7:14PM
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GayWolf420
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suck some more dick
Nov 23 2013 7:15PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
Posts: 315 - Karma: 765
Every time you shave your hair "supposedly" grows back faster. I'm not sure if that entirely true though.
Nov 23 2013 7:28PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
wet it and then tie cinderblocks to the ends, it'll stretch it out overnight
Nov 23 2013 7:31PM
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coling
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Truth
Nov 23 2013 7:33PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
touch your tongue to your elbow. your hair will grow twice as fast after you accomplish this.
Nov 23 2013 7:34PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
My middle school gym teacher told me it was tongue to penis you dirty liar
Nov 23 2013 7:45PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
this promotes hair growth http://www.amazon.com/Natrol-Biotin-Maximum-Strength-Tabs/dp/B0053PJY7C/ref=zg_tr_3774751_1 welcome. Click for larger image
Nov 23 2013 7:47PM
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the.hellion.
Posts: 861 - Karma: 698
Pee a little bit in your hand and then rub it on your upper lip, them peach fuzz will thicken up in a quick minute.
Nov 23 2013 7:47PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
it was the throat or don't bother dammit
Nov 23 2013 9:44PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
i heard hair works pretty well
Nov 24 2013 12:23AM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
i heard hair works pretty well
Nov 24 2013 12:23AM
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Bagina
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2,888
Post pics of your mom
Nov 24 2013 12:29AM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
meant to say nair but autocorrect is a bitch
Nov 24 2013 8:05PM
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