I swear to god if I hear one more person say "Tequila makes my clothes fall off" I'm going to smash a bottle of Cuervo over their head, cut the webs of their fingers with the broken glass, and then put lime juice and salt into the cuts.
Drinking tequila is no different than drinking vodka, they both get you drunk. The active ingredient never changes. The only thing that might cause you to behave differently is the environment in which you consume it and the predisposition you have about how it will make you feel. /Rant
Now here's a tequila shot in some broad's cleavage to compensate you for your time
I'm in Albany but my heart is in Burlington...