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Tom Wallisch Grows Signature Stache for Sochi

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bikerocker
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Freestyle Skiing’s Olympic Debut is right around the corner, and thanks to a clever marketing maneuver, skiing might just be the shining star of Sochi. Slopestlye athlete Tom Wallisch has just announced a deal with Credit Card Company VISA to grow a new mustache dubbed the “Pittsburgh Predator.”

Nov 19 2013 10:52AM
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John18_6
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Lost it at Tom hahaha
Nov 19 2013 10:58AM
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*DUMBCAN*
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haha reminded me of the stereotypical frenchman


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Nov 19 2013 11:01AM
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STAUSS
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hes way too serious for that
Nov 19 2013 11:01AM
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D-40
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I can grow a mustache, but nothing as swaggy as that.  that little monster is so thick and thin at the same time. 

Nov 19 2013 11:05AM
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HWW
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This looks shopped.

I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
Nov 19 2013 11:07AM
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elm.
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maybe the announcers at the olympics will call him the pittsburg predator
Nov 19 2013 11:12AM
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Turkelton
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I see what you did there
Nov 19 2013 11:43AM
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One.2
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Ben Roethlisberger
Nov 19 2013 12:00PM
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BigScaryLarry
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so sexy
Nov 19 2013 12:05PM
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snowpocalypse
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Nov 19 2013 12:29PM
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Gherbs
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jesus christ.
Nov 19 2013 12:52PM
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eheath
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It's legit I saw him the other night, coming in good.
Nov 19 2013 12:53PM
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Holte
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brb growing a predator stache.
Nov 19 2013 1:12PM
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TimRiley
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That stache would go great with an I
Nov 19 2013 1:18PM
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TimRiley
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^heart children tall t.
Nov 19 2013 1:20PM
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D-40
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MONSTER ENERGY MONSTER HEADPHONES MONSTER INC.1!!!!!!

Nov 19 2013 3:36PM
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