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What have you gotten away with?

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Xanadoo
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I heard a report on the radio the other day (or today?) where people shared stories about the most ridiculous things they had ever gotten away with. One guy told this story about when he was racing a girl in his car and got tailed by a cop. Rather than pull over he made some quick mannuvers to get away and then ditched his car. he ran for a couple blocks on foot unsure of what the fuck to do until he saw another cop parked at a convenience store (or somewhere) and promptly ran up to the cop and told him he had just been carjacked. he got away with it.

So my question is what is the craziest thing you have ever gotten away with?
Nov 18 2013 12:23AM
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coling
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Stop making threads
Nov 18 2013 12:26AM
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cool_name
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genocide
Nov 18 2013 12:27AM
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-MK-
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alkohauls
Nov 18 2013 12:32AM
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GayWolf420
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Teabagging your mother.
Nov 18 2013 12:36AM
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El_Barto.
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Petending to be OPs mother
Nov 18 2013 12:38AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Pretending to be Deebieskeebie
Nov 18 2013 12:40AM
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GayWolf420
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Just imagine my pinkish-hued skin with dirty blond hairs and a few freckles going up and down, landing on your face like snowflakes in the winter.
Nov 18 2013 12:40AM
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El_Barto.
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Just imagine my average sized ginger junk chubbin out when i smell the stank of your balls
Nov 18 2013 12:42AM
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Mr.Sloth
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My palms are getting sweaty










Keep going
Nov 18 2013 12:45AM
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J-Evs
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nice try nsa
Nov 18 2013 12:46AM
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coling
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Nice
Nov 18 2013 12:46AM
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~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
being really high at school everyday.
straights As tho
Nov 18 2013 12:47AM
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cool_name
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i knew it was you. You are far better than the op's mother though so i didnt bring it up
Nov 18 2013 12:48AM
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remove
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half of getting away with something is never talking about it.

trifling ass punk
Nov 18 2013 12:51AM
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GayWolf420
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You want some of this delicious ballsweat, too? So pungent you can taste it in your mouth.
Nov 18 2013 12:51AM
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cool_name
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you know it! the op's mother's balls never did sweat like yours
Nov 18 2013 12:54AM
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Wompuscat
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I stole a tootsie roll from the local grocery store when I was 6.

Get on my level.
Nov 18 2013 1:56AM
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LoathesRaisins
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The hell is wrong with you people?
Nov 18 2013 1:58AM
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coling
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Snap
Nov 18 2013 3:18AM
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Troy.
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Write more erotica for me please
Nov 18 2013 3:44AM
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-benedetto
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Well this escalated quickly..
Nov 18 2013 5:45AM
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eastAR5
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YOUNG east!!!!

Nov 18 2013 6:01AM
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El_Barto.
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Your balls stank so bad I can chew the smell
Nov 18 2013 8:56AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Nov 18 2013 9:08AM
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dvx100
Posts: 1884 - Karma: 4,818
When i skied past a "Slow Down" sign, i didn't slow down.

Don't tell my parents, please. :-)
Nov 18 2013 9:58AM
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jibnut
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I feel like everyones getting away with this thread..
Nov 18 2013 10:06AM
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SFB
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one time my mom bought this really good apple pie from the store, and i ate the whole thing and said it was the dog. SHE NEVER FOUND OUT.
Nov 18 2013 10:37AM
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TechnoPotamus
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when you say you "ate the whole thing" do you mean that you put your penis in it?
Nov 18 2013 10:43AM
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SFB
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obviously, what good is pie if you didnt put your dick in it first?
Nov 18 2013 10:54AM
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GayWolf420
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My balls are like the rainforest
Nov 18 2013 11:37AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Nov 18 2013 11:44AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Nov 18 2013 12:01PM
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John18_6
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Jaywalking
Nov 18 2013 12:10PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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i suffer from short term memory loss
Nov 18 2013 12:15PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Nov 18 2013 12:16PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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TechnoPotamus
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Charlie_Kelly
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TechnoPotamus
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Nov 18 2013 12:57PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Nov 18 2013 1:03PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Nov 18 2013 4:07PM
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theBearJew
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Nov 18 2013 4:10PM
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GayWolf420
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This turd I'm squeezing out ATM is gonna be a triple wiper, I can already tell
Nov 18 2013 4:13PM
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Crispy.
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Or OPs father and railing his mom.
Nov 18 2013 4:25PM
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Miomo
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I can't tell if this thread is a total failure, or complete success.
Nov 18 2013 5:11PM
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DrewPeacock
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four people , one two seated Nissan 350z mcdonalds was needed. cop saw us, followed us and we got away. very scary indeed
Nov 18 2013 5:24PM
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