OP, there are a few things I hate in life: people who are lazy, people who are douchebags, and people named OP. You are all three.
This thread is fucking stupid, and I congratulate you on your recent bicycle trip across america with the seat removed. You mother fucker
"I'd really like to get my name out so I can piss on 13 year old girls and get away with it, do a shit load of heroin, autograph boobs without it being harassment and then finally blow my brains out when the fame gets to me."
"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
"Professor Potamus has a PhD in Newschoolers."