fore-skin and seven hundred years ago, the prophecy fore-told by our foreskin fathers spoke of the day when dick pics would come to rule our galaxy. I see it has finally been realized. Consider yourself fore-warned.
penis joke. penis.
"I'd really like to get my name out so I can piss on 13 year old girls and get away with it, do a shit load of heroin, autograph boobs without it being harassment and then finally blow my brains out when the fame gets to me."
"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
"Professor Potamus has a PhD in Newschoolers."