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Pain, Poo, and the Meaning of Life
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Well, here I am, slaving away at my web design stuff, when my lower bowels start to gurgle. One of those weird ones that actually hurt a little bit...... yeah. So, I'm back to coding, when, totally out of the blue, I rip a massive fart. I wasn't acually done farting, when I smelled it, and, by god, I swear something evil came out. This was the most vile, evil, stank creation I've ever smelt in my life. Undiluted Eau de Devil if you ask me. I couldn't breathe, so I went to get a drink. Sitting down, I heard the gurgle again, and felt it. So, I ran. To the can. Squat, Squeeze, bombs away. This fucking A-Bomb that I dropped splashes big time, so now my left cheek is soaked. After thuroghly drying off my ass-end, I go and sit down. Gurgle. FUCK!!!!!!
Repeat the entire process again!!!!!! AAAAAHHHH!
So here I am. And I gurgled again. RUN! THE POO SUPERNOVA IS COMMMMMMINGG!!!!!
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O man, i just took a poop too, we have the same poop schedule.
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Ummmmmmmm yeah, so I'm back.
It looked like a submarine. What does that MEAN?!?!
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i love the feeling you get when you have to take a ginormus dump
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it mean you loo at your poop too much
Today one of the 'special' kids shit all over the floor in the upper hall. I thought, 'you know what, that kid just shit all over the floor' so I decided I wouldn't do any work the rest of the day.-west
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wow, thats nice, was it something you ate?
'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!
skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider
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It means there are U boats in your toilet, you should check if the toilet is still there. Crazy WWI germans, sailing around in toilets in submarines made out of poo. Better watch out or Great Britain may set up a blockade on your large intestine
jibba jabba
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lol poop schedule
Nick
'a girl with a pair of labia that can wrap around your head like a venus fly trap is not hot'- Lateralis
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Sorry Bangor, but that's a ripoff of alpentalik's infamous 'Wisdom Teeth and Constipation' etc. stories.
Sarah
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'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'
-Jay (rebel)
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^ Exactly what I was thinking.
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we want pictures!
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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
VOTE BUSH!!
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hahahah! i just rolled out of my seat!
T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.
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punk rider please. for gods sake. speak for yourself
'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'
-ATLANTASKI
'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
fuck pussy dick suckin lip
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haha, i msut say that was pretty funny
'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'
-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport
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sarah, not rip-off, instead, inspired by.
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'Thank god she had the decency to swirve her truck into a ditch.' - skiierman, on almost getting in an accident.
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Ahhh, I like your way of thinking! Alright, I guess I'll retract my last statement, then.
Sarah
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'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'
-Jay (rebel)
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i think that you seem to also have been inspired by non other than tubgirl herself
-Craig
'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'
'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'
'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'
'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'
'well not all chicks'
'well, chicks that double up on me do'
'good point'
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tubgirl is the one who shit on herself, right?
i never saw tubgirl, thank god. but i, in no way shat on myself. just got a mad splash back.
and as of today, a few days later, i'm really gassey. like, toxic fumes gassy. like, i think my dog passed out gassy.
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'Thank god she had the decency to swirve her truck into a ditch.'
- skiierman, on almost getting in an accident.
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