I laugh so hard at that train one every time. This one always makes me giggle like a little school girl:
"NS =semi pornographic, ski dating, subject matter experts about law, drugs, culinary, gaming, automotive, and nonsensical jibberjabber / troll haven / school of internet sexuality and spelling."-Rick.Roll
"You had sex with a 13 year old Indian? This is the 21st century not the fucking Lewis & Clark expedition Jesus Christ"-Thizzle.