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What can I do with a broken xbox?

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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
Posts: 315 - Karma: 765
I have a busted xbox 360 and I want to recycle it/ turn into something else. Is that possible? I dont know much about electronics.
Nov 10 2013 9:23PM
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,564
all of your ideas are not possible sorry
Nov 10 2013 9:25PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
Sell it to a middle schooler, but don't tell them its broken.
Nov 10 2013 9:25PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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Nov 10 2013 9:25PM
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~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
Gut the inside and make into a super sneaky place to hide all of your marijuana's
Nov 10 2013 9:25PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
sell it on ebay and only write 'non-functional' in very very small font.

i fell for this in first year when buying a wireless adapter, but sent a very sad email saying i was a poor college kid and the dude agreed to un-rip me off.



ps: please dont do this its mean
Nov 10 2013 9:27PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
rub your balls on it.
Nov 10 2013 9:27PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF IT
Nov 10 2013 9:28PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
take it on a date

make xbox soup

really anything you can do with a normal xbox besides playing xbox
Nov 10 2013 9:30PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Eat it.
Nov 10 2013 9:35PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Use it to hold down piles of paper
Nov 10 2013 9:36PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
open it up,, look inside

Nov 10 2013 9:39PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
make a fake viral video where it looks like you freak out and smash it and post it everywhere and go viral
Nov 10 2013 9:39PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
Fix it? Thats probably what i would do. Or just throw it out the highest window i can find and then go eat a whole plate of cereal
Nov 10 2013 9:40PM
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tightlines
Posts: 62 - Karma: 208
Shove any explosives you can find into it and blow it up.
Nov 10 2013 9:42PM
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Backyard.Skier
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lulwut
Nov 10 2013 9:55PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
put your extremely small penis in it and whisper haikus in its USB port
Nov 10 2013 10:09PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
well if i have a plate of cereal i'm obviously not going to waste it. Is that what is acceptable where you come from? Just wasting perfectly good plates of cereal?
Nov 10 2013 10:16PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
have you no bowl, woman?
Nov 10 2013 10:18PM
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WU-sconsin
Posts: 565 - Karma: 1,301
find a way to make the xbong
Nov 10 2013 10:18PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
Who the fuck puts cereal in a bowl? We aren't savages..
Nov 10 2013 10:19PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
here you go

Nov 10 2013 10:20PM
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Austin.ski
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 2,582
Just smash the shit out of it
Nov 10 2013 10:36PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
break it more.

Nov 10 2013 10:37PM
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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,876
One of my friends had an xbox that had the red rings of death, so he just sold it back to gamestop. They didn't even check if it worked. Try that?
Nov 10 2013 10:40PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
Posts: 315 - Karma: 765
Nice, i will attempt. And try to post pics.
Nov 10 2013 10:46PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
You are on a whole other level
Nov 10 2013 11:06PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
What I did with mine was put it on a very unstable ledge near my door so when someone slammed the door it would fall then I'd make them feel bad about breaking my xbox then lulz and we all lulz and so on.
Nov 11 2013 12:46AM
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Chief.
Posts: 276 - Karma: 399
take it out of town and shoot it with an .44 thats what i did with my old one.






very satisfying, i came twice
Nov 11 2013 12:49AM
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T.M.O.N.E.Y
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http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/58393
Nov 11 2013 12:54AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Film yourself throwing it off something high, then post the video here.
Nov 11 2013 1:18AM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,550
go buy a new one, unwrap very carefully and conscientiously, swap xbox, repackage, return
Nov 11 2013 1:39AM
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snakerton
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Actually the best idea in this thread
Nov 11 2013 2:12AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Film this and post it here. Lels for all.
Nov 11 2013 2:14AM
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T.M.O.N.E.Y
Posts: 57 - Karma: 56
my idea is better
Nov 11 2013 2:15AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
open it
Nov 11 2013 2:23AM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 7,764
make a bong
Nov 11 2013 7:42AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
well shit. do you eat it with a fork and knife then? am i missing out?
Nov 11 2013 7:52AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
shoot it A LOT then blend the remains and drink it.
Nov 11 2013 11:12AM
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-Alpha2-
Posts: 355 - Karma: 96
yea eat it, fucking YEA!!
Nov 11 2013 11:14AM
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maximiliaan
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give it to the poor!
Nov 11 2013 11:14AM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
Use just a knife, you're missing out big time
Nov 11 2013 4:19PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
use it as a secondary toilet if yours is being occupied
Nov 11 2013 4:40PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
lost
Nov 11 2013 5:13PM
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stezybake[D]oven
Posts: 370 - Karma: 36
shoot it then light it on fire…they produce a blue flame
Nov 11 2013 9:57PM
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SKI.ING
Posts: 2695 - Karma: 2,535
Sell it to Gamestop.
Nov 11 2013 9:59PM
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lands11
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 1,677
There are actually a lot of pretty good ideas in here. You should either buy a new one then swap and return, or shoot the shit out of it because shooting things is fun. Or you could just have sex with it, that's what I would do.
Nov 11 2013 10:05PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
Posts: 315 - Karma: 765
I think I might go throw it off a large cliff and wait for impact actually. That should be exciting for less than a minute. I gave up on the whole xbong idea
Nov 12 2013 8:00PM
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Mr.Panda
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I vote this.
Nov 12 2013 8:27PM
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DrunkRandy
Posts: 189 - Karma: 162
Put your nutsack in the cd drive
Nov 13 2013 1:34AM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
Great fucking idea! It would look so dope on video if someone unpackaged and packaged and xbox!

But for reals, put it in the back of your closet and delete your Newschoolers
Nov 13 2013 1:59AM
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