(patrick walks up to fire hydrant) Are you squidward? It's okay, take your time.
Oh no, i think I've shattered my abakyss!!!
(Patrick points at elephant shaped balloon) HAHAHAHAHAHA it's a giraffe!
"just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, 'give me a lot of bacon and eggs'. What I said was: give me all the bacon and eggs you have, do you understand?