Tucker Max

hahah read the butt sex one.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(tom)

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my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.

'I opened the cap, crammed the bottle top into her asshole, and squeezed. I probably emptied half of the 4-ounces of AstroGlide into her. I have since learned from homosexuals that a 4-ounce bottle usually lasts them about 6 months. So yeah--I overdid it.

But Tucker Max wasn’t done. Oh no, after depositing enough grease in her to run a Formula One racecar, I dumped half of what remained onto my cock and balls, really wanting to lube up because I didn’t want her to be uncomfortable. '

(tom)

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my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.

ha ha, thats funny shit! i almost fell out of my chair.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

BUMP!


I just found this, referred to me by a friend. the scary part is that said friend has quite a few moments reflective of Tucker... can you have, like, an anti-idol? You know, like an anti-hero? cause if you can, this guy is mine. if Satan had saints, this guy would be the patron saint of lushes.

There's a desperate need of blood for what's been uncovered under the rubble
Some of them dug for answers in the mess...but the rest were looking for trouble

Makeshift Patriot
The Flag Shop Is Out Of Stock
Hang myself... Half mast

Makeshift Patriot

yeah tukker is old news



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life

looks like a maddox ripoff
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Member # 2038

no, this guy is halarious. he just has the most random nights, and says the funniest things. If i remember correctly, in one of his stories he went off on this feminist and ended by saying 'and remember, you owe us a rib!' that is a line that will forever remain in my memory.
Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'

He's funny, but also the biggest asshole on the planet. His stories are pretty entertaining though.


'The true measure of a man is how he treats another who can do absolutely nothing for him.'
-Samuel Johnson