I don't know about spare time, but goddamn do I love nutella. I know it's basically chocolate in a jar, but it has the goodness of hazelnuts and like 15 cups of milk in every container. Whatever the fuck it is, it provides me with the energy I need to start my day. Sometimes I put it on toast with a little bit of brown sugar and cinammon, but believe it or not I sometimes stir it into some vanilla yogurt too. Try that shit. It's also great on strawberries, melons and peaches. It's remarkably low calorie and delicious as fuck. If I had one wish, it would be to visit the nutella factory to see how exactly they make this magic happen. Holy shit I'm now craving nutella like a motherfucker. The open jar is just about empty, but I have another half dozen downstairs in the cellar. Got the lot of them for $15.99 at Costco, which might seem steep until you price it out. That's less than three dollars a jar. When the chinese finally lose their shit and launch the nukes, I'm going to be sitting pretty, because I'll be chilling in my basement watching That 70's Show on DVD and mowing down on some delicious, life-sustaining nutella. Anyway, spare time looks pretty good I guess, but you've got to admit it'd look a whole lot better slathered in nutella. Thanks for listening.
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this was funny the very first time you posted it, but now it's ruined
"I'd really like to get my name out so I can piss on 13 year old girls and get away with it, do a shit load of heroin, autograph boobs without it being harassment and then finally blow my brains out when the fame gets to me."
"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
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