Car Help!!!!

CaptainObvious.

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Ford Focus ST? I don't fucking know, solve your own problems.

Nov 5 2013 10:19AM

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KaneDog

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Nov 5 2013 10:23AM

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gengar.

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1. Subaru sucks.

2. Low and Slow not fast as fuck

Nov 5 2013 1:13PM

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iFlip

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I ran your parameters through the supercomputer that is my mind and came to the only possible conclusion. The only reason one could possibly need this combination is if one is tossing things quickly into the back of the car (which is why the hatchback is needed), one intends to leave the scene very quickly (hence automatic, can't shift and shoot gun at the same time), and one needs to outrun one's pursuers (hence fast as fuck). My supercomputer deducted that you are a drug runner. Since there is a tremendous amount of money in this high-risk, high-reward business, you really need the best that money can buy.

I plugged these parameters back into the supercomputer and it came back that a good choice would be the Porsche Panamera Turbo S. It is a 4-door (plenty of room for your hired help to protect you), "fast as fuck," a hatchback, and comes in a 7-speed automatic transmission.

You're welcome and enjoy your new car!

Nov 5 2013 1:22PM

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C.A.V.

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Hahah +k for making me laugh!

Nov 5 2013 2:33PM

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Darth.Maul

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Go to your local dealers and tell them you want those 3 things exactly as you worded them and see what they can get you.

Inb4 $85k car with huge monthly payment and insurance.

Nov 5 2013 2:44PM

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JStrathern

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Yeah listen to this girl, go slam a VW and call it a day

Don't forget to camber your wheels as much as possible

Nov 5 2013 2:47PM

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RusselCrowe

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IMO id say for used cars go with

WRX

most audi wagons

Focus ST

Ford fiesta

Nov 5 2013 3:09PM

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deepfriedtwinkie

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Its pretty hard to get a brand new car thats fast as fuck for under 24k.You could definitely get a slightly used car thats fast as fuck thats under 24k but it would probably have a decent amount of miles on it. Your probably gonna have to get rid of one of your requirements

Nov 5 2013 3:28PM

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theblackrod

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I think he means new to him, not that it has to be brand new

Nov 5 2013 3:35PM

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C.A.V.

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Test drove a VW golf TDI and it was awesome

Nov 5 2013 3:51PM

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Chief.

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mazda speed3

Nov 5 2013 3:59PM

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.AR6rider.

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I guess "fast as fuck" was a distant third place on your list of necessities, huh?

Nov 5 2013 3:59PM

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HungryHypocrite

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nah bro, you got it all wrong, GTD or if you dont do diesel, GTI, or R, but you cant afford

Nov 5 2013 3:59PM

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BroNamath

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just curious, why auto?

Nov 5 2013 4:35PM

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.AR6rider.

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In the other car thread he said he can't drive stick.

Nov 5 2013 4:44PM

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BroNamath

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hahahahahahaha

Nov 5 2013 4:51PM

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BroNamath

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but for real, ford focus svt

Nov 5 2013 4:52PM

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RusselCrowe

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give us American's a break. were to lazy for stick

Nov 5 2013 5:48PM

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penguiin

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speak for yourself, I only own manual cars and it will be that way for quite a while.

Nov 5 2013 6:03PM

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Randy_Quench

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AN OFFENDED SUBARU OWNER HAS APPEARED

Nov 5 2013 6:05PM

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RusselCrowe

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im speaking for all us lazy americans. but seriously i need to learn manual and my friend is teaching me soon. autotragic is boring

Nov 5 2013 6:09PM

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CaptainObvious.

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Dude, I thought you used to grannyshift and now you double clutch like you should? Fried any piston rings lately?

Nov 5 2013 6:18PM

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RusselCrowe

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no thats Brian O'Connor im Brian Earl Spilner ya know the serial killer

Nov 5 2013 7:03PM

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Daoust

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just reminding you that there is speed limits so having a faster car isn't going to improve your daily commute

Nov 5 2013 8:05PM

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C.A.V.

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well i magically learned to drive stick today in my friends o4 sedan wrx!

looking into this!

http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?zip=03840&endYear=2014&modelCode1=IMPWRX&showcaseOwnerId=68417475&startYear=1981&makeCode1=SUB&listingType=used&listingTypes=used&searchRadius=50&showcaseListingId=357329991&mmt=%5BSUB%5BIMPWRX%5B%5D%5D%5B%5D%5D&listingId=357510033&Log=0 http://

Nov 6 2013 10:25PM

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Wheaty214

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inb4 someone on NS buys car OP is looking at then shows it off to him

Nov 6 2013 10:33PM

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RimJobber

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Sti swapped forester

Nov 6 2013 10:59PM

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Willgum

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You must be a riot to hangout with

Nov 7 2013 12:19AM

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cbj

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If you can't drive stick, I strongly suggest learning how, it makes driving a car IMO way more fun... If you can't for other reasons, then the only thing I can think of is buying a used automatic Camaro or something and putting about 15k into the motor, make about 400rwhp and it would be ridiculous. Not hatchback but yeahh...

Or get an auto Subaru Legacy GT, they are twin turbo, 280 hp, AWD and are a wagon so you can fit your skis and all your bitches in it.

Nov 7 2013 12:27AM

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daannnnieel

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if you want to drive fast as fuck at least learn how to drive stick. If I can learn it at 3am drunk, being taught how to do it by another plastered 16 year old it can't be that fucking hard.

Nov 7 2013 12:46AM

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cbj

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drunk driving isn't cool man..

Nov 7 2013 12:54AM

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earl.squirrelson

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nice claim,

it wasn't a stick though, you were just yanking your friend back and forth. you were 16, you've supressed the memory.

Nov 7 2013 12:57AM

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cbj

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kayngbangs dad could beat up your dad

Nov 7 2013 12:59AM

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earl.squirrelson

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he said i have 2 mom's... does his dad beat women?

Nov 7 2013 1:01AM

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daannnnieel

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Not saying it is, it's fucking retarded. I'm not doing it again any time soon. We didn't die, and I learned how to drive stick without fucking up his parents clutch. In a optimistically fucked up way, it was a win win.

Nov 7 2013 1:07AM

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daannnnieel

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oh ok.

Nov 7 2013 1:08AM

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Laurent.

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After months of perseverance someone else is finally posting my Volvo picture.

It's official, it's a meme now.

Nov 7 2013 5:00AM

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Daoust

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Do you not realize almost any car he purchases will still be able to hit 140km on the highway, impreza included, when the limits 100km? My trailblazer sees 140km all the time on the highway and it is by no means fast and would get dusted by 2013 impreza.

Nov 7 2013 10:05AM

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TechnoPotamus

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and here we GO

Nov 7 2013 10:07AM

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deleted5

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It's not that I'm lazy, how can I eat, drive and talk on the phone while driving stick? it can't be done.

Nov 7 2013 10:08AM

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IanAvery-Leaf

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why would you choose to be a bitch?

Nov 7 2013 4:55PM

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Blurst

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hahah thats fucking embarassing.

Nov 7 2013 4:58PM

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cool_name

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yes it can, just get a good alignment and only shift when travelling straight, that way you shift and steer with the right hand and eat with the left .

also op look into the speed 3 its super quick, but im pretty sure it only comes in stick. trust me it is worth learning stickand isnt even that hard, after a week of driving stick you wont stall any more, and after a month you wont even have to think about

Nov 7 2013 5:08PM

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