this summer i randomly banged out some girl I go to school with without knowing that she was dating a guy named andrew. He ended up finding out but did nothing.
this weekend some girl a couple towns over threw a party and me and a few friends went. I drank some and hooked up with some random girl who I had never talked to before. turns out this girl was andrews sister. Not sure whether I should apologize or try to bang his mom? dad too?
"I'd really like to get my name out so I can piss on 13 year old girls and get away with it, do a shit load of heroin, autograph boobs without it being harassment and then finally blow my brains out when the fame gets to me."
"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
"Professor Potamus has a PhD in Newschoolers."
Oh boy it's long man , so I live in whistler and last march I meet this girl while I'm having a few beers after work with my buddy and his parents , this girl is on vacation with her family she keeps giving me eyes while we are having drinks and when I am about to leave she asks me what I'm doin tonight blah blah this girls really hot so I don't expect to see her again , so I end up at the club later that night and there she is we hook up that and until she goes home , we find out that we only live an hour away fr each other back in Ontario so we keep in contact and skype and stuff for the next month or so until I go home for the summer , so the day I get home she drives from her house to see me and we hang out almost everyday commuting back and forth seeing each other for about 2 months , I had obviously gotten attached to her and asked her to be my girlfriend and she said it's not a good and all this stuff but she wants to keep hanging out and hooking up and stuff , so this girl has met my parents my friends been up to my cottage and all this shit I thought for sure we would eventually be together , then about end of June after spending the night with me at my cottage she calls me and tells me her boyfriend of 3 years has a cottage on the same lake and all this shit and that we can't be together and her and her boyfriend broke up over it , turns out at the party I had a girl there was friends with her boyfriend and snitched . And that's the story I worked at a small bar and grill and the guy always came in there with his family and mean mugged me hard everytime
I usually film with my graphing calculator but I wrap it in a fuzzy blanket so she doesn't get frostbite. -JStrathern$