"I'd really like to get my name out so I can piss on 13 year old girls and get away with it, do a shit load of heroin, autograph boobs without it being harassment and then finally blow my brains out when the fame gets to me."
"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
"Professor Potamus has a PhD in Newschoolers."
"As I was unable to make it out west I fully expect you to let me live through you while you're there. I expect doubles by next week. I also expect success or life altering injury. And remember, this is just because I love you." -Kyle
I spilled some of my cereal on my girls bed one time, I shit you not, she cried over spilled milk. -Armanzoid