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Cant land rails. need help

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Billy.Co
Posts: 3 - Karma: 38
Ive been trying to successfully grind and land a rail, but for some reason i just cant stick it. can anyone help me out with tips.
Nov 3 2013 5:57PM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
E. All of the above
Nov 3 2013 6:00PM
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Aladeen
Posts: 257 - Karma: 412
Your clothes aren't big enough
Nov 3 2013 6:03PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,424
Are you listening to wutang as loud as your headphones go?
Nov 3 2013 6:07PM
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TopherRitz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 1,322
Inb4 suck tammy whalefish's cock
Nov 3 2013 6:09PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
What, you can't take more than the tip? Man up.
Nov 3 2013 6:11PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Suck tammy whalefish's cock

Ah damn beat me to it.
Nov 3 2013 6:11PM
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Vermont
Posts: 130 - Karma: 302
the real question is if you have full tilts
Nov 3 2013 7:26PM
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Dode
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,052
Dude, you obviously didn't properly apply the square root of the Schlopy modular to the equation for afterbang, amateur mistake
Nov 3 2013 7:32PM
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Melbourne.
Posts: 133 - Karma: 301
just hop on a little bit, wallisch your way down the rail and harlaut your way right off,, bam stick the rail ;).

no but seriously just concentrate on getting onto the rail and don't over think getting off.
Nov 3 2013 7:44PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,424
I used to bring my rail inside and cuddle with it at night. You have to be one with the rail or you're going to get hurt trying to grind it.
Nov 3 2013 8:14PM
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Billy.Co
Posts: 3 - Karma: 38
yea and the tongue is flex 6
Nov 3 2013 8:28PM
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haggerty___seth
Posts: 2 - Karma: 55
Line your skis up so the rail is pointed in the center of both skis and focus on the end of the rail
Nov 3 2013 8:32PM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 663
that's where you went wrong. tongue flex 6 is for pussies. you need atleast an 8 flex to slide a rail
Nov 3 2013 8:33PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
this is where you sir, are very wrong. You need a 1 flex to properly grind a rail.
Nov 3 2013 8:37PM
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Billy.Co
Posts: 3 - Karma: 38
i have 8 and 10s but only use them when i race with my volkl racetiges
Nov 3 2013 8:37PM
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
"keep your dick over the rail" --Jesus
Nov 3 2013 8:45PM
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