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Skiing under the influence

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Trent_Jolly
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Ever done it? How was it? did you ski better or worst? #NotACop
Nov 2 2013 11:39PM
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theabortionator
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rabble rabble rabble
Nov 3 2013 3:02PM
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Zimmy
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There's a TGR flick called Under The Influence. Just happened to be watching it. It's dope too.


at the end: "A sick name. I'm stoked. Under the influence. It's a good explanation, you know. A nice name."



Not really self-evident from what or whom... sex, money, snow.. some type stoke... it's all the same result.. just different paths and costs to get it.
Nov 3 2013 3:25PM
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Bogs
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Stellar logic, there. Nothing I can really say to refute it.
Nov 3 2013 3:57PM
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Bogs
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21. In other words, older and smarter than all the high schoolers in the thread who thought they were badass for stealing bud lights from their parents and drinking 2 on the mountain over the course of 3 hours on the mountain and considered themselves skiing drunk.

When I say drunk I mean blackout or nearly blackout. Not a couple of beers at lunch.
Nov 3 2013 4:00PM
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Bogs
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like you wouldn't believe. Just because I don't think it's cool to get blackout and then go skiing doesn't mean I don't like/know how to have fun
Nov 3 2013 5:01PM
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theabortionator
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Lets have a blackout downhill race called the Watts 5000. Preferably at a mountain with the highest ice to gaper ratio.

Anybody want in?
Nov 3 2013 5:05PM
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d00d
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I'M BLACKOUT DRUNK GET ME BIIITTCCHHHH!!!
Nov 3 2013 5:10PM
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EvanMeyer
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You put 12 backwards silly child
Nov 3 2013 5:15PM
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Smuffy
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You seem boring
Nov 3 2013 5:21PM
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Bogs
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Wow. Don't think I've ever had so many people butthurt at me at one time. Crazy how fucking stupid you kids are these days.
Nov 3 2013 5:24PM
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theabortionator
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I'm not butthurt. I'll be having a good time while you're on the other end of the intrawebs bitching about safety and shit.

I remember when safety was about well, you know the stuff you discuss in safety meeting. Now people want to steal all the fun.
Nov 3 2013 5:26PM
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Bogs
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True, but the rest of these kids are.

Unfortunately skiing is inherently dangerous. You never know when something is going to go wrong that you can't control. There's no need to increase the risks anymore than you have to, and getting drunk certainly does that.
Nov 3 2013 5:34PM
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theabortionator
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Idk, maybe I just understand where I'm at when I'm drunk.
Nov 3 2013 5:41PM
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Tonetti.
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Don't come to PC on gaper/closing day. They are extremely dangerous.
Nov 3 2013 5:47PM
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PeppermillReno
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Great for flat beginner mountains.
Nov 3 2013 6:05PM
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Smuffy
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Or any other day for that matter. Danger is off the charts
Nov 3 2013 6:16PM
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Bogs
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You're not getting drunk enough, then
Nov 3 2013 6:52PM
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theabortionator
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Idk, I drink quite a bit. Maybe I'm just good at it.
Nov 3 2013 6:57PM
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Bogs
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Or just a pussy. I guess we'll never really know which
Nov 3 2013 7:14PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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well youre no fun.
Nov 3 2013 8:17PM
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theabortionator
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I mean I drink with everyone else, then drink while they're sleeping, and still drinking when they wake up. Seems to be pretty much the regular. Maybe you just can't handle your booze.

Nov 3 2013 8:18PM
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Bogs
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I don't think being able to ski blackout has a lot to do with how well you handle alcohol.
Nov 3 2013 8:36PM
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percs
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stoppostingcat.img.
Nov 3 2013 9:01PM
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ndye
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i think you piss me off
Nov 3 2013 9:06PM
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ndye
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https://vimeo.com/57495468

This is proof you can still ski well while skiing drunk,
Nov 3 2013 9:14PM
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theabortionator
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Nov 3 2013 9:18PM
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.Duncan.
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Since when did blackout drunk equate skiing under the influence? For a 21 year old you have trouble reading the thread...
Nov 3 2013 9:29PM
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Bogs
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My goodness you get you get butthurt easily.

They clearly weren't that drunk.

I never said you can't ski drunk, just that it's much less safe to do so, and therefore stupid.
Nov 3 2013 9:33PM
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SpliffyJ
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ganja never hurt no one
Nov 3 2013 9:33PM
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Bogs
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It doesn't. That was the specific premise WankerTanker and I set up for our argument. Please try and make sure you're keeping up and know what is going on before insulting someone next time, okay?
Nov 3 2013 9:37PM
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ndye
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http://vimeo.com/55774845

you couldnt be more wrong. but i guess by your definition, someone has to be nearly passed out to be "drunk"
Nov 3 2013 9:38PM
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theabortionator
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"Anyone who thinks it's cool to get drunk and ski is a fucking moron who shouldn't be allowed on the mountain."

"No. It's like drinking and driving. It may be fun, but you don't do it because it's dangerous for those around you. If you think it's funny to put people in danger, you're a fucking moron who shouldn't be allowed on the mountain."

"or i just don't feel like putting people in danger"

"nobody can ski hammered"

"It's not a misconception, dumbass. If you combine legitimate drunkness, speed, and other people, it's going to be a dangerous situation. Don't be an idiot and pretend otherwise."

"no, i just don't think it's safe to ski drunk. the same way i don't think it's safe to drive drunk."

Nov 3 2013 9:39PM
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Blurst
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skiing drunk is the most fun.
Nov 3 2013 9:39PM
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Huck_Norris
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I get hammered and ski all the time. You're just being a pussy. Please stop now.
Nov 3 2013 9:47PM
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ABalls
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You smoke weed? I would have never guessed
Nov 3 2013 9:47PM
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Bogs
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And how does that prove they were really drunk? He had one drink and the start of another.

And no (though that is the premise we're working with), but there's a big difference between skiing after 2 or 3 beers and skiing after 10+. All I'm arguing is that skiing on 10+ drinks makes it less safe. Really not sure why so many people are so adamant about disagreeing.
Nov 3 2013 9:50PM
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Bogs
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And which one of those, besides "nobody can ski hammered" (which I maintain, you can't ski well, or at least as well as you normally would if you're blackout or near blackout) contradicts what I said about skiing drunk being possible, just less dangerous?
Nov 3 2013 9:52PM
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Bogs
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You spelled "smart" wrong.
Nov 3 2013 9:53PM
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theabortionator
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I like turtles. Your argument is invalid.
Nov 3 2013 9:54PM
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Bogs
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*more
Nov 3 2013 9:55PM
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Bogs
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well shit, not much I can do to counter logic like that. I guess you win
Nov 3 2013 9:56PM
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theabortionator
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/thread
Nov 3 2013 9:57PM
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CTD
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yo watts, skiings dangerous. THE END.
Nov 3 2013 10:26PM
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TristonHall
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Drugs? I get high on life. Snort childhood memories and smoke friendship.
Nov 3 2013 10:46PM
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Bogs
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hence the reason it's dumb to do things that make it more dangerous, like getting drunk
Nov 3 2013 10:59PM
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Smuffy
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If
danger=fun
than
2danger=2fun

its math dood
Nov 3 2013 11:15PM
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.Duncan.
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Except it wasn't....
Nov 3 2013 11:19PM
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himay5
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A few shots of whiskey in the parking lot is the move. Loosens me up and I'm always more willing to try throwing tricks in the park. Plus it keeps you warm. And almost always blaze on the ride to the mountain or on the lift.
Nov 3 2013 11:22PM
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