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Skiing under the influence

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Trent_Jolly
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Ever done it? How was it? did you ski better or worst? #NotACop
Nov 2 2013 11:39PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
Whiskey Flip....

It's the only real way to go PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nov 2 2013 11:40PM
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SamtheHoe
Posts: 33 - Karma: 12
Smoke every time i go, fun as fak!
Nov 2 2013 11:41PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,256
Kratom. Every damn time I ski.
Nov 2 2013 11:45PM
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d00d
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Nov 2 2013 11:51PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Ski really crappy when I'm high. I can't spin more than 90 but I'm a light weight and can't really do anything but walk and get down the mountain. I actually feel like I have more stability on my skis than on my feet when I'm high. Haven't skied drunk yet.
Nov 3 2013 12:10AM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Meh i dont really notice a differene that much when im skiing. Any sport when im drunk or high makes me feel less so
Nov 3 2013 12:38AM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
If I smoke a little bit it gets rid of all my fears and i still have perfect motor skills but if i smoke a lot i turn into a pussy
Nov 3 2013 12:40AM
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Craigskis
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A good way to die or worse end up in a wheelchair.
Nov 3 2013 1:00AM
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seanahue.
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highly recommended
Nov 3 2013 2:19AM
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Bachto
Posts: 400 - Karma: 954
if you can land a trick drunk you sure as hell can land it sober. learn a trick drunk then stomp it sober
Nov 3 2013 3:45AM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4685 - Karma: 3,407
if youre not tossin brews back on the reg, youre not doin it right
Nov 3 2013 3:49AM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4685 - Karma: 3,407
afterthought: rails get hard
Nov 3 2013 3:50AM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
I skied once after a large beer and a few shots, was definitely an experience which I know I'll never repeat. Also very irresponsible and dangerous.
Nov 3 2013 4:11AM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
Love drunk skiing!
Nov 3 2013 6:32AM
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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
le spliff on le chairlift is nice :) Gets you overconfident first, and then you realise you can't even land a 180 on flat...
Nov 3 2013 7:10AM
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Huck_Norris
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Otherwise known as every day.

Honestly I get wailed pretty regularly with my friends while skiing. Shotskis are just too much fun what can I say?

I must say I do go bigger/faster after a few. I just give so much fewer fucks, will put in headphones, jam out and just rip haha
Nov 3 2013 8:01AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
I def feel the confidence after a nice L.. drinking not my thing though.
Nov 3 2013 8:06AM
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humpty
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 3,150
Smoking just makes me feel more into it and it makes me just want to throw something
Nov 3 2013 8:17AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
Anyone who thinks it's cool to get drunk and ski is a fucking moron who shouldn't be allowed on the mountain.
Nov 3 2013 9:09AM
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kung_powpow
Posts: 1990 - Karma: 3,669
this
Nov 3 2013 9:11AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,315
Never, ski tricks is my drugs.
Nov 3 2013 9:12AM
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louie.mirags
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Or you're the moron for generalizing.. if people want to have a great time and drink who are you to call them a moron? You know it is possible to drink and not be a douche?
Nov 3 2013 9:36AM
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Bogs
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No. It's like drinking and driving. It may be fun, but you don't do it because it's dangerous for those around you. If you think it's funny to put people in danger, you're a fucking moron who shouldn't be allowed on the mountain.
Nov 3 2013 10:21AM
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theabortionator
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trollollollo
Nov 3 2013 10:27AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
on the contrary, no.
Nov 3 2013 10:38AM
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ejm
Posts: 794 - Karma: 196
I usually get a good buzz going, just enough to mellow me out.
Nov 3 2013 10:39AM
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GayWolf420
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You're just mad you can't ski hammered.
Nov 3 2013 10:39AM
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theabortionator
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Maybe you just suck at having fun. + Vibes brah
Nov 3 2013 10:46AM
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Bogs
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or i just don't feel like putting people in danger
Nov 3 2013 11:05AM
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Bogs
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nobody can ski hammered
Nov 3 2013 11:05AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
If you don't sip lean before you ski, you're a pussy.
Nov 3 2013 11:11AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,315
I've only put my self in danger but thanks for trying. I like the misconception that just because somebody is drunk they're reckless and dangerous to the world.


YOLO
Nov 3 2013 11:35AM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
I definitely just keep Coors in my pocket. I haven't smoked and skied before. That will change soon.

I do love how cold the beer is though, it's dericious.
Nov 3 2013 11:41AM
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Mrlysenko
Posts: 77 - Karma: 12
Shit never knew Timmy wallnuts could swear my mind is blown.

As another dude said depends how much you smoke sometimes a little can make everything that much smother and confident and then too much I feel like I dont know whats going on and im watching someone else ski. drunk skiing is always fucking fun dont really ever see it as dangerous just fun. doing dumb shit.
Nov 3 2013 11:42AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
It's not a misconception, dumbass. If you combine legitimate drunkness, speed, and other people, it's going to be a dangerous situation. Don't be an idiot and pretend otherwise.
Nov 3 2013 11:57AM
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theabortionator
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Keep smoking. At a certain point that won't happen anymore. It'll just be standard burnt but you won't get crazy fucked up.
Nov 3 2013 11:58AM
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bigskier1010
Posts: 126 - Karma: 187
Like any other sport, can't excel if intoxicated! I will have the random beer or 2 while being social during lunch with friends . 90% of my riding is steeps and trees. Don't like to mess with my safety, reaction time . I do love to smoke some weed whole skiing though. When I do, I'll taper down the difficulty level of tight trees though . And for total adrenaline rush, a good blaze up and Mach whatever on groomers is my way to mellow down while being in my safe zone! To all others: be wise And ski within your ability while indulging! We can all have fun !
Nov 3 2013 1:07PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460
You're a Jehovah's Witness or something, aren't you?
Nov 3 2013 2:11PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,315
Herp Derp

Some people are crazy reckless some people aren't. People might get rowdy and out of control when they get drunk, but if they were safe to begin with they won't be that bad. If they're a hazard at the start it probably won't end well.

Don't be an idiot and... well shit you're already an idiot bro. sucks to be you.

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Have a beer brah
Nov 3 2013 2:12PM
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Bogs
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no, i just don't think it's safe to ski drunk. the same way i don't think it's safe to drive drunk.
Nov 3 2013 2:24PM
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methscratchface
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sick Dogfishhead pic that beer is delicious.
Nov 3 2013 2:25PM
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kung_powpow
Posts: 1990 - Karma: 3,669
Skiing =/= driving you pussy
Nov 3 2013 2:30PM
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Bogs
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It has nothing to do with that, you moron. Alcohol is a depressant. It slows reaction time, decreases balance, impairs vision, etc. A cautious person isn't going to be able to resist the effect alcohol has on their reaction time and balance when they hit a patch of ice or have to swerve suddenly to avoid someone or stop quickly.

Nov 3 2013 2:34PM
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maximiliaan
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Nov 3 2013 2:37PM
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Bogs
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of course not, but the comparison is still valid. Both involve high speeds, obstacles outside your control, and being in close proximity with other people.

Do you all think when I say "drunk" i mean one or two beers or something? I don't know how so many of you can be arguing that skiing while legitimately drunk is safe.
Nov 3 2013 2:37PM
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theabortionator
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" Alcohol is a depressant. It slows reaction time, decreases balance, impairs vision, etc"

No shit broski

Even if I'm unable to stand wasted I'm still better than everyone raging the green slopes. Lets ban the beginners! They might not be able to stop.

Instead I'll, spend a few bucks at the bar, which will probably cause me to spend money on food I generally wouldn't buy there, and then have a nice day on the slopes. Just because somebody is drinking, doesn't mean they're dangerous.

I wouldn't crash into you if you got off the knuckles and backsides of rollers. Survival of the fittest brah.

Nov 3 2013 2:42PM
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Bogs
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No, but it doesn't make them safe, either.

There's a reason different trails have different difficulty ratings. You know when you go on a green that there will likely be people learning to ski who aren't going very fast and may not be able to stop. You plan accordingly, and the mountain stays safe
Nov 3 2013 2:49PM
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