I hope this isn't a repost, but if it is, I don't care because everyone who calls themself a skier should bear witness to this complete and utter badassery. Feast your eyes, newschoolers, you'll thank me later.
"What you are feeling is a base burn. The toilet bowl cleaner probably has a really high pH , and therefore must be neutralized with an acid that has a really low pH. So basically, you just need to stuff your asshole with the most acidic shit you can find, battery acid, sulfuric acid, nitric acid, whatever you can get your hands on. its gonna be a chemical showdown in your asshole today my friend."