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Where is the internet located?

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theabortionator
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I'm planning a travel trip next for next summer and thought it would be cool to go visit the internet.

Does anyone have any info on it? I know it might be controlled by the government but if not I would like to go see it. I think it would make a good topic for my next college project.

Anybody ever been before? Is it worth it?

+K for any helpful information. Thanks!
Nov 2 2013 11:41AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Did you check your b-hole?
Nov 2 2013 11:42AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Also inb4 Aidan, suck it you lint licker.
Nov 2 2013 11:44AM
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Agamemnon
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Tomorrow.
Nov 2 2013 11:44AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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if you come in direct contact with the internet you will be killed by an army of monkeys riding on cats.

i wouldn't.
Nov 2 2013 11:47AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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They also throw shit at you which isnt very nice, especially if you dont have good detergent.
Nov 2 2013 11:49AM
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JAHpow
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Ask Al Gore
Nov 2 2013 11:49AM
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DNK
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SHAKE from Variable on Vimeo.

Nov 2 2013 11:50AM
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Mr.Huck
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In the core of Uranus.
Nov 2 2013 12:15PM
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987321654hgfd
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Al Gore's basement.
Nov 2 2013 12:17PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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The internet does not exist as you know it.

What you know as the internet is actually a front from a secret extra-terrestrial power to make the humans amongst us believe anything. They sucked us into this environment with unlimited pornography, before creating the infinite source of knowledge (wikipedia) to mislead us. While we use this source, we believe we are strengthening our intellects/ wrists, but we are in fact being weakened by a far greater, evil, alien power. There will come a time, maybe in 10, maybe even 100 years; when after centuries of watching this power invades our planet, raping, pillaging and stealing all that we have.

However, those of us who know about this plan are prepared. Our mission is to use all possible resources that may be of value to the intergalactic community. We must burn oil, destroy forests, use up nuclear fuel, and melt all the ice. We will not be overrun by the intergalactic scum. We will fight when the time comes.
Nov 2 2013 12:21PM
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Bart.Man
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Don't you see? The internet isn't a place, it's a magical, wonderful frame of mind. Every time a child drops an ice cream cone and someone laughs, THAT'S the internet. When you tell a girl you want to pee in her butt, THAT'S the internet. When a person on the street asks for help and is ignored, taunted, and brutalized, THAT'S the internet. So you see, Wanker, it isn't a place you travel to, but rather a frame of mind you embrace and live your life by.

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Nov 2 2013 12:26PM
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Dr_Gonzo
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Nov 2 2013 12:35PM
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Wheaty214
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It is within us all.
Nov 2 2013 12:41PM
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theabortionator
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I'll just leave this here

Nov 2 2013 12:58PM
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spliff.Life
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that southpark was my first thought opening this thread lol


if you do find the internet make sure to take a selfie with it to post on it
Nov 2 2013 1:02PM
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Shredsterr
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Aidan where the fuck are you?
Nov 2 2013 2:23PM
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Mr.Sloth
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That was beautiful, I actually cried a little
Nov 2 2013 3:34PM
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alex=
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Haha this, I've wondered this myself really
Nov 2 2013 3:43PM
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.Apex.
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It's everywhere and nowhere, you're already in it but you'll never find it.
Nov 2 2013 3:54PM
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BigScaryLarry
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Wait what? But how does the internet work?
Nov 2 2013 5:11PM
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Holte
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It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material.
Nov 2 2013 5:37PM
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El_Barto.
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Yea, this is going in my profile. Later Arnold
Nov 2 2013 5:52PM
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Bart.Man
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Thank you. You and El_Barto have both honored me greatly.
Nov 2 2013 6:25PM
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qeefmasterflex
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I won the internet in an auction /claim
Nov 2 2013 6:28PM
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hippy.
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UP UR BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 2 2013 6:41PM
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