"I'd really like to get my name out so I can piss on 13 year old girls and get away with it, do a shit load of heroin, autograph boobs without it being harassment and then finally blow my brains out when the fame gets to me."
"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
"Professor Potamus has a PhD in Newschoolers."
I'd totally help you out if you weren't a Brony. I don't even care about the mount or free level 80 boost. I'd rather just level the fucking character myself now.
Mike Rogge: "Why do you think the best skiers in the world come from the east coast?"
Tom Wallisch: "We've ski'd the worst so the best comes easy."
"On the way down - it's awesome." - CR Johnson
wow had its day. it's all pandas and easy mode bullshit. i wish it was more like it used to be, i'd probably still be playing. haven't played since dragon head guy and even that expansion was pretty awful.
all the games have gotten ruined because they make it easy and give you too many rewards. WOW and runescape both did it and at one point they were the top two games in the world. Now they just fucking suck.
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life doesnt seem like it could get any worse, your world is right for the next couple of hours."