"I am the smartest man alive" -Billy Madison
"Shut up, your waking the neighbors!"-Step Brothers
"Please Mr. Gardocki, leave us alone"-Step Brothers
"The house was built in 1886 by General Custer"-Step Brothers
(I like step brothers)
"When life gives you lemons, say fuck the lemons and bail"
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"You had sex with a 13 year old Indian? This is the 21st century not the fucking Lewis & Clark expedition Jesus Christ"-Thizzle.