Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Most Annoying thing about skiing park

profile picture
YungEz
Posts: 62 - Karma: 4,828
-Parents Complain about my jacket size
-When people think I race because I ski
-'Why are your poles so short"
These are just a couple examples give me more NS
Oct 28 2013 11:18PM
1759 320
profile picture
ermz
Posts: 79 - Karma: 294
Gaper dads with their retard children leisurely skiing through the park
Oct 28 2013 11:19PM
69 4
profile picture
roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,397
biggest problem for me
Click for larger image
Oct 28 2013 11:20PM
60 5
profile picture
ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Going on newschoolers and reading repost after repost.
Oct 28 2013 11:20PM
94 7
profile picture
UncleGerry
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 1,377
Hanging out around 12 year olds
Oct 28 2013 11:20PM
16 10
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 36658 - Karma: 110,390
When I cant 420 blaze it in the lift lines. Such oppression.





Oct 28 2013 11:21PM
93 4
profile picture
MarcWebster
Posts: 5 - Karma: 66
Every park rat thinks he's wallisch.
Oct 28 2013 11:25PM
47 2
profile picture
lotsofsnow
Posts: 175 - Karma: 113
When I go to hit a double kink but I can't cause there's a cat on it
Oct 28 2013 11:27PM
62 1
profile picture
Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
When some fucking granola-eating hippie tells you that you can't ski because you ski the park.

Oct 28 2013 11:29PM
80 1
profile picture
The.Doctor
Posts: 194 - Karma: 832
When people instantly assume you ski that you obviously must be pro because you're up so often but you just tell them you're only good to them because they dont ski when in reality you're shit compared to pros.
Oct 28 2013 11:30PM
9 31
profile picture
TOAST.
Posts: 7259 - Karma: 33,216
Id say the worse is the amount of skis you break. gets expensive.
Oct 28 2013 11:30PM
18 3
profile picture
Rusticles
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 1,333
Haha this
Oct 28 2013 11:33PM
4 1
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 36658 - Karma: 110,390
Like me.
Oct 28 2013 11:43PM
3 62
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 36658 - Karma: 110,390
I TOLD YOU I OVER SHOT A JUMP OKAY
Oct 28 2013 11:53PM
18 2
profile picture
M.M
Posts: 1696 - Karma: 4,490
dont be such an asshole that was once you "the retard child"
Oct 28 2013 11:58PM
10 36
profile picture
ermz
Posts: 79 - Karma: 294
1. My dad doesn't ski.
2. I never learnt to ski near a park.
3.$$$$
4. Profit
Oct 29 2013 12:07AM
25 6
profile picture
Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
Skiers that are 10 years younger than me aren't even kids anymore.
Oct 29 2013 7:30AM
56 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,311
This. Especially when there's another fresh thread on the first page.
Oct 29 2013 7:51AM
0 2
profile picture
Easy-E
Posts: 751 - Karma: 1,686
threads
Oct 29 2013 8:27AM
1 12
profile picture
ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,088
Realizing that every single day I go to the mountain I will hurt myself in some way or another.
Oct 29 2013 10:05AM
23 1
profile picture
Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
when i'm not doing it...
Oct 29 2013 10:11AM
2 3
profile picture
John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,158
Ice Click for larger image
Oct 29 2013 10:17AM
23 1
profile picture
CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Falling.
Oct 29 2013 10:24AM
6 2
profile picture
BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
Yup. Constant aching.
Oct 29 2013 10:52AM
8 1
profile picture
STwoops
Posts: 2941 - Karma: 5,126
long lines for features

kids who never drop when they say or drop and skip the feature

snakes

always having to look in every direction when hot lapping as to avoid kids who like to do that diagonal zigzag feature to feature shit

hitting a feature with filmers on the lip and going right before or right after the dude who 360 switches up.

trying to decide if my friends or my music is more important, usually unhappy when i try to compromise and use one earphone

sitting with the awkward silence kids on the lift

those stupid speed bumps that start at the bottom of every feature at about 1 30 pm.

features being changed DAILY im not twall

kids who do the trick you were gonna do right before you

that dude who has PLENTY OF SPACE on the chairlift but just wont scoot over

Worst-snowboarders who have the same leg length as you and you get on the lift and cant figure out if skis or board or board or skis goes on top and your constantly trying to fix it but you keep smashing his edge with your skis.



Oct 29 2013 10:55AM
61 0
profile picture
blazeonyia
Posts: 306 - Karma: 1,061
Pretty much sums it up.  One I'll add:  GAPERS ON THE KNUCKLE

Are you going to stay there?  Are you going down the landing at some point? 
Oct 29 2013 11:02AM
10 1
profile picture
STwoops
Posts: 2941 - Karma: 5,126
lol and then someone yells and the awkardly look at you and then ski down the landing like its the top of chamonix
Oct 29 2013 11:08AM
8 0
profile picture
~~~~~~~~
Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
other kids in the park. When I can shred an empty park it's an amazing day, or with just a small crew.
Oct 29 2013 11:15AM
16 0
profile picture
Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,417
.
Oct 29 2013 11:21AM
6 0
profile picture
Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,417
landing in a crater and exploding
Oct 29 2013 11:24AM
23 0
profile picture
YUNG_milksteAk
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 4,327
Sticky rails
Oct 29 2013 11:31AM
23 1
profile picture
Nowison
Posts: 39 - Karma: 620
Kids going in the park only to chill in front of the features, call out the sick-ass 270 in 270 out they want to do, cut someone who already called "NEXT", only to witness them doing a blank rail with a sketchy switch landing.
Oct 29 2013 11:47AM
9 1
profile picture
Nikkekoivisto
Posts: 602 - Karma: 1,233
-i ski.
-oh u race.
-no, i do freestyle skiing.
-oh so you ride moguls.
-no, its the same thing that snowboarders do but on skis.
-ohh....(and the person still don't get it)
Oct 29 2013 12:02PM
19 4
profile picture
Atay322_VC
Posts: 52 - Karma: 133
When I get yelled at by parents for their kids cutting me off
Oct 29 2013 12:29PM
14 0
profile picture
Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,694
Hiking a rail when all of a sudden 30 million gapers rain down from hell on the hill
Oct 29 2013 2:57PM
34 0
profile picture
JRM36
Posts: 133 - Karma: 283
When i get stoked to try my first lip 2sev on and a 12 year old throws 4 on, 2 our. fml... im to old for this shit..
Oct 29 2013 3:01PM
4 0
profile picture
seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
basically this:

Click for larger image

y u no dress normal?
Oct 29 2013 3:08PM
37 1
profile picture
Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
Is that my parents think I'm a snowboarder, ski patrol views me as a liability, other skiers view me as nuts, and the police think I have a AK-47 on me if I'm hitting urban.
Oct 29 2013 3:11PM
45 0
profile picture
MEDSKI.
Posts: 561 - Karma: 640
-Nobody knows what park skiing is
-You can ski backwards??
-Big jackets, small poles
Oct 29 2013 3:44PM
8 2
profile picture
*JP
Posts: 301 - Karma: 440
At least your home mountain changes features around. My home mountain never moves features unless they are taking rails from the early season park and putting them in the main park.
Oct 29 2013 5:06PM
4 0
profile picture
SKI.ING
Posts: 2695 - Karma: 2,535
Why do you give a fuck OP?
Oct 29 2013 5:25PM
0 11
profile picture
SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
hey guy $$$$ and profit are somewhat similar

Oct 29 2013 5:29PM
2 10
profile picture
iLiKeShiFTieZ
Posts: 695 - Karma: 350
When 270s are referred to as 360s.

"Yo, that was a sick 360 onto the rail dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

If it was a 360, I would be nutting myself!!!!!!!! or 50-50ing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 29 2013 6:17PM
22 2
profile picture
Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
True, but stop screaming.


But one of my least favorite things about skiing park is falling when it's -10 or colder outside and every crash feels like you're hitting concrete.
Oct 29 2013 7:24PM
20 0
profile picture
Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,605
Everything.
Oct 29 2013 7:30PM
4 2
profile picture
humpty
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 3,150
When gaper kids follow you around
Oct 29 2013 7:49PM
3 0
profile picture
Ginger_Drew
Posts: 649 - Karma: 2,521
most annoying thing in skiing is getting snaked by their a snowboarder or a gaper...
Oct 29 2013 7:51PM
3 1
profile picture
coreyroy
Posts: 144 - Karma: 180
ive pretty much given up on this but trying to explain why my clothes are so big. it always leads to me explaining my style preference and the other person laughing
Oct 29 2013 7:52PM
9 0
profile picture
cheerio
Posts: 1032 - Karma: 3,413
frustration of not landing a trick after trying many times on film
Oct 29 2013 8:30PM
12 0
profile picture
Shifties4Dayz
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 553
Being pretty much the oldest park rider at my home place in MI. All the fucking 12 year olds that follow you around bc you're the only one not dressed like a gaper. Retarded kids that have no respect for anyone else in the park.
Oct 29 2013 8:38PM
3 0
profile picture
steezy69
Posts: 251 - Karma: 184
powder...

...makes the lips too slow
Oct 29 2013 9:25PM
5 14
All times are Eastern (-4)