When people instantly assume you ski that you obviously must be pro because you're up so often but you just tell them you're only good to them because they dont ski when in reality you're shit compared to pros.
"I Always like to think I'm good at skiing; but then I log onto NS, look at everything and realize how bad I am."- Every kid who skis
Id say the worse is the amount of skis you break. gets expensive.
EXCUSE ME 38 1/4 YEAR OLD great god mufago plays chess with you subconscious. he speaks of yellow capricorn leprechauns and the godless flying salmon. buffalosoldiersupercalifrajelisticexpialadosciousbroskisavalanchecenterdogbone. tell me the definitions of which i ask. jib cats.-loganimlach
kids who never drop when they say or drop and skip the feature
always having to look in every direction when hot lapping as to avoid kids who like to do that diagonal zigzag feature to feature shit
hitting a feature with filmers on the lip and going right before or right after the dude who 360 switches up.
trying to decide if my friends or my music is more important, usually unhappy when i try to compromise and use one earphone
sitting with the awkward silence kids on the lift
those stupid speed bumps that start at the bottom of every feature at about 1 30 pm.
features being changed DAILY im not twall
kids who do the trick you were gonna do right before you
that dude who has PLENTY OF SPACE on the chairlift but just wont scoot over
Worst-snowboarders who have the same leg length as you and you get on the lift and cant figure out if skis or board or board or skis goes on top and your constantly trying to fix it but you keep smashing his edge with your skis.
Kids going in the park only to chill in front of the features, call out the sick-ass 270 in 270 out they want to do, cut someone who already called "NEXT", only to witness them doing a blank rail with a sketchy switch landing.
Being pretty much the oldest park rider at my home place in MI.
All the fucking 12 year olds that follow you around bc you're the only one not dressed like a gaper.
Retarded kids that have no respect for anyone else in the park.
Fucktown - "Why pitch a tent at a campground when you're old enough to do it in a strip club?"