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Suzie walks into the living room where her Daddy is watchin TV on a Friday night.
Suzie: "Dad...can I have the car tonight?"
Daddy: "Nah, I don't think so Suzie."
Suzie: "Oh, please Dad....please please please....I'll do anything to get the car tonight. I want to go out with my friends SO bad."
Daddy: "You'll do anything?"
Daddy: "Ok, well....give Daddy a little head and you can have the car."
Suzie thinks about it for a minute, but she wants to go out so bad, she decides to do it and starts sucking on Daddy's pecker.
Suzie: "DAD! Your dick tastes like SHIT!"
Dad: "Oh darn, that's right...your brother got the car tonight."