I don't know about you man, but everytime my glove touches my ski.....it just SLIDES RIGHT OFF!!!!!. I've tried superglue on my gloves, I've tried duct tape all over my skis, I've tried everything
. One time I rode the gondola by myself and took the ample opportunity to slowly caress my inner thighs, dream of clownfish, and bring myself to climax. I used my slowly dying sploodren as a possible adhesive so I might grip my skis better. This didn't work either.
Maybe Gripsticks could help me. Maybe they could help us all.
They call me Captain Obvious.
"Fuck them in their asses with dildos made of lava bees."