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How to be alpine skier - 10 ways to fake it

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attelas
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agree with this?

http://www.picsory.com/31,how-to-be-alpine-skier-10-ways-to-fake-it
Oct 27 2013 3:56PM
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Saga.
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Number 9 is amazing.
Oct 27 2013 8:10PM
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JahLiam
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Not sure if trolling....
Oct 27 2013 8:17PM
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Anchorfilms
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You make a newschoolers to post that?
Oct 27 2013 8:26PM
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patt.
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Because OP suckshttp://www.picsory.com/31,how-to-be-alpine-skier-10-ways-to-fake-it
Oct 27 2013 8:28PM
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joe_dirt
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I'll do you a favor.

Oct 27 2013 8:32PM
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*JDBP*
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OP is a
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Oct 27 2013 8:33PM
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Dr.Dickless
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thats some pretty hardcore European humor
Oct 27 2013 9:09PM
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attelas
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yes indeed :)


but i am a skier too :P

american dont ski the same way?
Oct 27 2013 9:18PM
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Dustin.
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...
Oct 27 2013 9:27PM
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benlokhorst
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"Ski straight into tree and the jump back out"... Um..
Oct 27 2013 9:37PM
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Puzzled
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Holy shit
http://www.coldpole.com/home.htm

I know what I want for xmas
Oct 27 2013 9:52PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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they leak like a mo fo from what ive heard
Oct 27 2013 10:16PM
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McLS
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dem poles tho....its all about the flask
Oct 28 2013 5:40AM
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Blake.P
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i could see that working for older skiers or people that just kinda cruise around all day and never risk their gear. those would be a disaster with most of the people here because they would get beat up and just leak everywhere.

just get a flask. its soo much easier and wont leak/break
Oct 28 2013 2:17PM
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Puzzled
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Nah it broke on me last season. Smashed myself hard while wearing the flask near my chest and spilled cheap vodka all up inside my suit. Shit sucked. Oh well, and I thought these poles would work, sight..
Oct 28 2013 8:12PM
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