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Most Embarrassing Ski Story

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YungEz
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I wanna hear your guy's most embarrassing ski story this is mine.

First day skiing park.
Go for ride on box.
Ski tips get caught in box (Under The Copping).
Double eject.
Smash face break nose.
Park crew has to take apart box because my skis were stuck in so bad.
Gets beat up.

Oct 26 2013 2:24AM
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panojibber.
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Wasn't paying attention like an IDIOT and fell off the chair at whistler right at the beginning hahaha.
Stopped the whole lift for a few minutes while everybody stared.
Oct 26 2013 2:26AM
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Ghini
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Couldnt find a picture of this type of lift so I made something in paint..but story first:

Years back when I still was a little boy and took ski lessons, me and some friends from the ski class always tried to get out of the chairlift as soon as possible. But in Austria they had some weird ski lift stations where they had a ramp that had the shape like an up/flat/down shape with snow/ice on it. Under and in front of the the 'up' part there was a safety net bacause the take off was on the top of a ridge and had some gnarly rocks under it.
So this one time I pushed myself forward a bit to early, land on the 'up' part of the ramp, skied backwards, hit my head on the chair and fell in the safety net.. While I was struggling to get my skis off while in the net the whole ski class was offcourse watching from the side and laughing..

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Oct 26 2013 6:51AM
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AHREN*
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Fell on the tow rope. Dont lie, Its happened to all of us...
Oct 26 2013 9:09AM
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UncleGerry
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Got up one morning still hammered from the night before and decided to get right into it on the big boy jumps at Keystone. Had no idea of the speed or what was going on in general, dropped in pretty ambitiously, hit first jump, realized I was in over my head, hit second jump anyway, overshot second jump by about 20 feet, destroyed on impact. But the funny thing is, somehow my pants got ripped down in the process of the carnage so I was sliding face first with my bare ass hanging out for the entire chairlift to see after looking like a complete asshole on the jump. Called it a day after that one.
Oct 26 2013 9:49AM
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Slush
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My first day at killington, and on my first run, I did one of these

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I though the thing was a fucking jump...
Oct 26 2013 9:54AM
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hendriab
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probably that time I pee'd my pants at Snowbird because I ddint wanna go in and was too big of a wimp to pee in the trees. PIssed all over myself, didnt tell anyone, sat in my own piss the whole way back to to PC. That was 12 years ago, havent told anyone until rite. now.
Oct 26 2013 10:12AM
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last_tango
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landed a jump under a lift line and my pants and underwear fell all the way down to my boots.
Oct 26 2013 10:30AM
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Ski_Alot
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I did this, but landed on my head and got a concussion... although i was trying to tiptap 3 it
Oct 26 2013 10:33AM
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first_rodeo
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stuck up rich people who ignore your friendly
goodmorning
how are you guys doing
it's so nice out, this snow couldn't be any better



tried to let a fart out in a strattons gondola
which doesnt ventilate


Back in like early 2000s before Gore changed their gondola racks for twins
i would splice them and the wind blew them out of the rack
butt slid because i didnt want to wait for ski patrol


this girl our age forced herself (jumped other single riders) to get on our chair
pulled out a blunt smoked it, offered it to her she denied it so i had to pass it across her face to hand it to my man on the left



Oct 26 2013 10:39AM
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Goldiee
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Lol tremblant first day x) I just wanted to do a sick 180 safety and the next thing I know I was 20feet in the air
Oct 26 2013 11:32AM
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gawd
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I got a boner in my gs suit.
Oct 26 2013 11:34AM
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maximiliaan
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I overrotated a backy and landed straight on my ass,this was indoors si the snow was really icy. I dont say i totally shit my pants, but it sure was an quarter of the full load. This was while an competition so i had to play cool and sneak out to the toilet to clean my ass/undies
Oct 26 2013 12:04PM
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Mag
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Damn... It's literally like skiing on concrete indoors tohugh haha
Oct 26 2013 12:16PM
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KingGeedorah
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I think I put this one in another thread before, but anyways, it was kind of late in the season and I was doing a few solo laps and I got on the lift as a single with a family of 3. As we were going over a pile of snow at the very beginning of the lift, I saw a chunk of snow which I presumed to be loose and for whatever reason, I decided to dig my tip under it to fling it up. As it turns out, the snow was not loose and my ski came off my foot and nearly dragged me with it. So the lifty stopped the lift and had to pick up my ski for me and asked me what happened, and I had to recount how I wanted to fling up a piece of loose snow with my ski, and I have no idea why.
Oct 26 2013 12:25PM
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original
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I did a ton of stupid shit as a little kid.
First time skiing, I insisted that i already knew how to ski and didn't need their help. They let me try to ski my way down a bunny hill, so, being the pro I am, I gain as much speed as a little 5 year old is capable of, and proceed to trip over some snow and tumble headfirst down a generally flat hill.

Another time I had to piss really bad, so I stopped in some glades, pulled down my pants and began to drain the main vein. Some snowboarders came out of nowhere, so I quickly zipped up my pants, and finished what was left in my pants. I decided I wasn't going to embarrass myself, so I skied around the whole day in very uncomfortably wet snowpants.
Oct 26 2013 12:34PM
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original
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Sorry for double. Didn't need parents help*
Oct 26 2013 12:36PM
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Mag
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Lolwut


& should have pissed on the snowboarders
Oct 26 2013 12:38PM
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rememberscott
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haha this happened to me except it was at the top of the lift right before you get off. and my buddy spit on my ski so i was trying to dip it in some snow to get it off... tip got stuck in the snow and my foot got stuck under chair and I slid belly first down the unload ramp losing one of my skis... I got up lookin like a true gaper and went to retrieve my ski which was right in the way for the next couple of chairs... haha funny times
Oct 26 2013 12:43PM
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Slush
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This thread is halarious X]
Oct 26 2013 12:51PM
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TomWallnuss
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A few years ago in late april i had a nice and slushy last park day, and i finally had the balls to try my first misty ever. However i stopped rotating mid-air and ate shit, filling my tall-t and pants with a truckload of wet snow. I tried getting out all the snow as fast as i could, because of some snowboarders who had obviously seen my crash and were looking at me.
Now i hurry, lift my shirt, clean out my pants, all while i face the opposite direction of the snowboarders, so i didn´t have too look them in the eyes and smile while riding past them like nothing happened.
2 runs later my ass is numb, i cant feel a thing with my fingers and because of my wet underpants i always had to reach for them and refit them. At least thats what i thought i was doing until one of my friends who was behind me laughed uncontrollably... turns out i ripped my undies so badly during the fall they were nearly nonexistent anymore and everytime i was trying to correct its position i showed off my naked butt to everyone on the mountain including said snowboarders, because i couldn´t feel my ass anymore...
Oct 26 2013 1:20PM
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Lou.
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So I was at my local hill and this like 7 year old camer up to me and said "can u do a flip?" I said jokingly "if I do one will you?" He said "ok" well I went off the knuckle and did a ninja flip and the kid seemed excited to see a flip so I smiled. And I was about to tell him I was totally kidding and he didnt need to try one. But before I could say anything he was pizzaing off a 20 foot jump trying to do a frontflip. Well long story short his mom wasnt to happy with me.
Oct 26 2013 2:56PM
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e~b
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I hit a 50 footer, overshot it, landed to flat. I couldnt run for 3 weeks i compressed my spine so much
Oct 26 2013 3:00PM
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DGski
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Haha I fell off a two chair lift near the beginning, didn't drop down too far but far enough , it was actually pretty fun
Oct 26 2013 5:02PM
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benlokhorst
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I was taking the chair up with some friends and my ski got caught on the ground, so I just slid off the chair without any of them noticing, waddled over to the extremely attractive liftie and said one of them pushed me off to prevent any embarrassment.  Next run, she tells my friends they're all a bunch of jerks for pushing me, and of course they all just laughed and said I fell off.  Needless to say every time I took that chair, for another three months until the season was over, she laughed at me.
Oct 26 2013 7:08PM
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tcurle
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I don't know what's worse. Having a boner in a gs suit or wearing a gs suit
Oct 26 2013 7:23PM
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MEDSKI.
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My buddy was on the tow rope and got his sleeve twisted up in it somehow and it pulled him all the way up into the pulleys at the top
Oct 26 2013 8:23PM
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7springsprod
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I tore my ACL from a box similar to this:
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Oct 26 2013 8:36PM
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GayWolf420
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Overshot this like mini hip to absolute flat in what was now Neff land at PCMR. Got a concussion.

Was trying to 180 off this side booter to snow drift thing on a cat track, Went a bit to large and bruised the living christ out of my hip. I honestly couldn't walk for a good day or so. It was brutal.
Oct 26 2013 8:39PM
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humpty
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hiking up to get your skis after you eat shit on a landing and someone hits the jump and almost hits you


im sure everyones had this happen
Oct 26 2013 9:00PM
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jacklong27
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fell going switch on to a box during comp... that was a shitty day
Oct 26 2013 9:00PM
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Mainah
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went for one more run at the end of the day. the chair stopped for a long ass time. I tried to bust it down the mountain to get to the bathroom. did not make it. full on shit myself.
Oct 26 2013 9:24PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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lost control in the trees... my run ended in a ski patrol sled, with my friends laughing their asses off. ssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
Oct 26 2013 9:30PM
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joe_dirt
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Rode the chair with two hot girls. they wanted to see me do a backflip i hit my head on the jump they had to call patrol for me

Oct 26 2013 9:56PM
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JWoods
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Closing day at Brighton jump off the chairlift once "gee that was fun" decide to do it again this time with random gapers on the chair. Forget where I jumped the first time. Send it anyways and drop 10-15 farther than I wanted, girl next to me shits her pants. Ski off like nothing happened. Go baby my severely twisted ankle in the forest for the next 10 minutes
Oct 26 2013 10:05PM
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Doke
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Back when I was a youngin' I attempted to get off the chairlift while wearing a camelback. One of the straps somehow got caught in the chair. I got off the lift, the strap caught, and I fell down. The lift kept going and I managed to avoid the bar that stops the lift. So, I ended up hanging in the air by the strap on my camelback until the liftie helped a brother out
Oct 26 2013 10:09PM
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No.Quarter
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My friends bet me I couldn't fit both my ski blades up my anus and I just had to prove them wrong. The hot liftie girl saw me do it and bit her lip seductively at me and I got a boner. This raging boner made me forget I had two ski blades up my ass and I was coughing up PTex and edge material for like a year.
Oct 26 2013 10:11PM
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topherthegopha
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I did the exact same thing, except i stayed behind with my ski. This happened just as i was starting to accelerate so i flew off the lift and slammed into the ground, walked back to the lift to and tapped the lifty on the shoulder to get his attention because he hadnt watched so i could get the next chair, most surprised guy ive ever seen
Oct 26 2013 10:45PM
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KimJong-Illest
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The airbag was at the mountain and there was a part of the park cut off buy a ribbon which was on ski poles stuck in the ground. I was ducking under this ribbon like thing blocking of where the airbag was (which was closed at the time) and little did i know my goggles somehow got to the top of my helmet and got caught on the ribbon. I pulled it about 20ft before I could get it off and ripped about 8 poles out of the ground. Skied off as quick as possible and really embarassed. This had to be one of my biggest fails.
Oct 26 2013 11:01PM
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danica
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my friend was once standing at the top of the lift waiting for me. She lost her balance and started to tip over. she forgot she was wearing skis and tried to catch herself by stepping her right leg over her left like so...
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Oct 26 2013 11:13PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
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Beginning of last season. Skiing at Wild Mountain. I ski up to the rope tow. Grab the rope tow. Catch an edge. Proceed to fall into giant puddle. Cant get up and out of puddle. Start flailing around. Get completely soaked. Everyone stares. Everyone laughs. I cry.
Oct 26 2013 11:14PM
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J-T
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That was a great first post, haha
Oct 27 2013 12:06AM
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smooter
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ive pissed my pants skiing a few times
Oct 27 2013 12:32AM
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percs
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Oct 27 2013 12:34AM
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last_tango
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Would much rather have a SBA (skier beyond ability) than a hurt child. No shame on that at all.
Oct 27 2013 12:35AM
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CJ_S
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Long story short... was 7, with rentals, in park, on table, caught lip of said table, double ejected, died, and tears were shed.
Oct 27 2013 12:38AM
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~bagelz~
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fell off a chairlift when i was 4 because i tried to tighten my boot. 30ft to ice but didnt even get a bruise.

when i was like 6 i saw my brother go off the side of a jump so i decided to hit the jump full speed, knuckled, double ejected and did a flip down the landing. wasn't very fun
Oct 27 2013 2:04AM
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animeallstar
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HOW COME YOU'VE NEVER TOLD ME THIS STORY BEFORE ERIC
Oct 27 2013 2:47AM
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jaybake
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Tried to nollie over one of those "slow" signs right in front of the chairlift line... Caught my tips and face planted, in front of EVERYONE. That sucked a lot,
Oct 27 2013 3:25AM
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HalKK
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Done this plenty of time indoors, never a good feeling when you see the landing but you just keep on rotating! One of the few times I'm glad they make you wear a helmet indoors.
Oct 27 2013 3:41AM
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KennyD
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When I was little I was the little kid trying to walk in skis and getting no where so my mom decided it would be a good idea to push me. Well since I had wasted many prescious seconds by standing their sliding mmy feet around, by the time she pushed me the chair was coming around the corner. It clocked me in the noggin and because I was a wimpy kid, I proceeded to ball my eyes out in front of the whole lift line
Oct 27 2013 3:46AM
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