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Shortest relationship you've ever had

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Sharpy
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I heard some people say, in the other post, that their longest relationship was like 4 horus and shit. I want to know then what people's shortest relationships have been, include stories for humour.
Nov 30 2004 11:25AM
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KingShit
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Back in middle school went out with a girl for 2 weeks and she wouldnt give head so I got my dick sucked by some chick, looking back at it now it was a stupid thing to do but hey I got my dick sucked!


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Nov 30 2004 11:27AM
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Melvs
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around 3 minutes, it was a joke to piss of a girl who was stalking me back in 6th grade. It worked.
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Nov 30 2004 11:32AM
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saucerboy84
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overnight.
Nov 30 2004 11:40AM
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KingShit
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I thought the question was about relationships and not how long did it take you to fuck and ditch...


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Nov 30 2004 11:59AM
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Sdot
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^As did I.

I don't count middle school crap as part of my relationships, so probably this kid named Nik. It was hardly a relationship, though. I always hated him, and we were only together for two weeks. Other than that, though, my shortest is probably... eight months or so with this kid named Shane who ended up disappearing with his ex and stealing a couple hundred dollars and a skate deck from his 'best friend' and best friend's mom whom he was living with. That was my most recent relationship which was back in August of 2003.


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Nov 30 2004 12:28PM
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Jasmine
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3 months... j/k that would actually be my longest. shortest was probably a day. we went out to dinner, had a good time and never saw each other again.



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Nov 30 2004 1:12PM
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Sdot
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Is that really considered a relationship, though? I've been on dates with people, but I wouldn't consider them relationships in the least.


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Nov 30 2004 1:19PM
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Apple
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i dated a girl in middelschool for 3 weeks. She dumped me because i was a loser and wouldnt give her hour long hugs at recess... who does that anyways?

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Nov 30 2004 1:20PM
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Alliskis25
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10 months...then i finally realized I can't be in a relationship with someone that doesn't like skiing...





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Nov 30 2004 1:26PM
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clrumivier4life
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4 months


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Nov 30 2004 1:27PM
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Sharpy
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for me it was 2 weeks, but i have a buddy who in grade 8 asked a girl out, went into the bathrrom at a party and made otu with her. Five minutes later he broke up with her. I think it was because he thoguht she was a slut for having a beer cap stuck in her bra. no idea
Nov 30 2004 1:52PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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a week, but like a year later we were kinda together again, all i wanted was action, she acutally liked me. shes a pyscho now.





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Nov 30 2004 1:55PM
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hype
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wwent out in like 7th grade with a girl for 8 hours (over night) the next day i went to her basketball tourney, went behind their bench and stuck a note in her shoe that said i didnt want to go out with her anymore. She read it at half time and left the game.
fuck a book
Nov 30 2004 2:06PM
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waterville_NH
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during last summer on my rediculous high/drunk binges i guess i went out with a girl and forgot we were going out so she started talking to me like we were going out and i had no clue what was going on and i ended up telling her i forgot we were together and i felt really stupid




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Nov 30 2004 2:33PM
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Vtsnowski
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week and a half


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Nov 30 2004 2:37PM
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skibrdingbitch
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1-2 hours, haha

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Nov 30 2004 2:39PM
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Dallan!
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1 day





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Nov 30 2004 2:44PM
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^ same like a day. My sister went out for kid for about 20 minutes,then decided she didnt like him and dumped him.
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Nov 30 2004 3:21PM
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hucker22
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it was my goal to get rejected as much as possible in 8th grade, so i asked the hottest girl out like nonstop for a long time and she said yes, then said it wont work were over. so about 30 seconds
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Nov 30 2004 3:23PM
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JackieChan
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Two days in Grade 8. After I found out she was Mormon I knew it wasn't gonna fly, so I cold dumped her ass.
Nov 30 2004 3:37PM
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Dallan!
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haha so right





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Nov 30 2004 3:39PM
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ATLANTASKI
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God i can think of many 3 hr middle school 'relationships' to get ex GFs jealous

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Nov 30 2004 3:41PM
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Pavesi
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one night stand then i didnt answer any phone calls
Nov 30 2004 3:42PM
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jarossamdb7
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dude these arnt relationships. a relationship is like over some time. like if it was long enough to be considere boyfirend and girlfirend. you cant jsut go to a movie and then boom, your boyfirend and girlfriend.
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Nov 30 2004 4:16PM
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