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I need advice on how to go about my business down there.

Inb4 op is 12, I am a 18 year old and am just becoming sexually active and really know. Don't want to ask my friends for obvious reasons. Yes this is an alias.
Oct 23 2013 12:23AM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
I'm 18, coincidence?
Oct 23 2013 12:23AM
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gohamsam
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well first of all, not  using the same razor on your balls that you use your face is key. also dont shave it all off or you look retarded. and if youve never shaved down there for 18 years how fucking long is your hair down there?
Oct 23 2013 12:27AM
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theBearJew
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girls go wild when you shave their name into your pubes and do the naked man.
Oct 23 2013 12:27AM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
Just get some scissors, cut pubes to desired length, if your not happy you can always shave it, burning your pubes off is much easier then both though
Oct 23 2013 12:30AM
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HentaiHero
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It's best to shave it into a handlebar or a fu manchu.
Oct 23 2013 12:30AM
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Posts: 96 - Karma: 600
It is considerable.
Oct 23 2013 12:30AM
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Aidan-G
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Don't cut it. Groom. Get a straightener and smooth that shit. Won't look weird at all, trust me
Oct 23 2013 12:32AM
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SterlingArcher
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hire someone to do it for you.

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Oct 23 2013 12:33AM
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please
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What about the happy trail?
Oct 23 2013 12:33AM
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walterson
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i condition my pubes instead of manscaping
Oct 23 2013 12:34AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Dye that shit bright yellow. Call the girl Dorothy and ask if she wants to play the Wizard of Oz
Oct 23 2013 12:35AM
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LoathesRaisins
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Oct 23 2013 12:39AM
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Dr.Dickless
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I find shaving arrrows into mine helpful

helps the girl find my two inches of hard dick
Oct 23 2013 12:39AM
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californiagrown
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Okay Real answer:

trim your pubic air short enough so it isnt 3D, and long enough so its not remotly prickly. Around the base of your dick, and your dick, shave it completely smooth. Balls and grundle are personal preference- i just keep it short cause i hate the prickly 2 day old hair and im not really in to having my balls sucked. This is very low maintenance and will never get a complaint. Beard trimmer attachment for my electric face razor works well for trimming, and a normal Mach3 razor for my dick and base of shaft.

2 general rules of thumb- always keep the growth under control, and anything you want a girl to put her mouth on, you need to shave completely smooth. it sucks when you have to pick hair outta your teeth/mouth during oral sex on her, and vice versa.

You want to have enough visible hair to look like a man(well groomed though), but the business parts need to be completely smooth.
Oct 23 2013 12:49AM
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Thanks
Oct 23 2013 12:57AM
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Chief.
Posts: 276 - Karma: 399
is burning them off actually a thing? It would smell awful but if you didnt melt your nuts off that could be a quick way of getting the job done.

i say OP should just rock the bush, no one appreciates a good bush anymore
Oct 23 2013 1:01AM
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Aidan-G
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Use Nair
Oct 23 2013 1:02AM
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Oct 23 2013 1:41AM
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Aidan-G
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Booshanks, at least I think it was Booshanks, made a thread about a nair like product on amazon and the reviews of the product were amazing. +k to anyone who find it
Oct 23 2013 1:47AM
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Aidan-G
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And dye it
Oct 23 2013 1:54AM
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wzrdtrx
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I like being shaved but if you're kind of fat like me it sucks cause the fupa
Oct 23 2013 1:58AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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serious response - get a beard trimmer...not an electric face razor. it's like a set of hair clippers, but smaller. go to town on the forest, but be very gentle when shaving your balls...that skin is super thin/sensitive.
Oct 23 2013 2:12AM
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Wheaty214
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Get a buzzer and a 1/16 trimmer. Like someone said be very careful around the balls, shit kills if you nick them.
Oct 23 2013 12:48PM
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CaptainObvious.
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This very much. You could consider shaving the balls too because some gargling is fantastic.

Here's something to consider: There are many girls out there who won't put something in their mouth because it has hair on it. If you're hoping to get attention paid to a part of your body, the safest thing to do is cleanse it of hair.
Oct 23 2013 12:59PM
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GayWolf420
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This. I have an electric face/beard trimmer combo. It works wonders for manscaping. Can get down into those hard-to-reach places. BUT DO NOT SHAVE YOUR ASS, ASS CRACK OR ASSHOLE. DO NOT SHAVE THAT AT ALL. THAT IS OFF LIMITS UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR ASS TO GENERATE MORE MOISTURE THAN THE RAINFOREST.
Oct 23 2013 1:01PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Emphasis. Emphasis. EMPHASIS!!!!!
Oct 23 2013 1:02PM
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pelle_munch
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THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
Oct 23 2013 1:27PM
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SFB
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just cut off your testicles, ladys love this and then you dont have to worry about gettting her pregnant
Oct 23 2013 2:26PM
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Blake.P
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i have nicked myself too many times to count. be careful down there
Oct 23 2013 2:51PM
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Twinjibber77
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I personally trim the top but shave the balls on a regular basis. There is nothing in the world smoother than a set of shaven balls covered in female love juices. It's a scary process for a beginner but if you keep the skin toight like a tiger you can use a regular razor (again, not the face razor) and keep those puppies silky smooth.
Oct 23 2013 3:24PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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it's the fucking worst. and who would have thought that it would bleed as much as it does?
Oct 23 2013 3:26PM
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no_steeze
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I've experimented with shaving and trimming different parts. Usually I just shave everything since it really isn't a big deal and I've never nicked myself and my girlfriend enjoys when it's hairless. I never shave south of the grundle though. That shit is off limits

If you shave just make sure to use sensitive skin shaving cream, a sharp razor, go with the grain, and put on moisturizer afterwards
Oct 23 2013 4:36PM
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2_fadez
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When it happens, I always freak out, but then calm down and just thank jebus that it wasn't my urethra or in one of those areas between your leg and crotch that you bend all the time walking.
Oct 23 2013 4:50PM
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whoa-dere
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zen that shit
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Oct 23 2013 5:00PM
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bunnies.
Posts: 270 - Karma: 237
go against the grain its 10 times smoother ;)
Oct 23 2013 5:09PM
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DANIELMORTENSEN
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Get a butter knife and start hacking away
Oct 23 2013 5:11PM
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minihef
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK


A couple of samples:

5.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, May 11, 2012
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (Health and Beauty)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
5.0 out of 5 stars Good results at first interrogation, 25 April 2012
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.

Yours,
Ali Muhabarakah,
Secret Police, Damascus
Oct 23 2013 5:23PM
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first_rodeo
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it's obvious why you keep your junk daper

but how the fuck do people shave their balls

not trimmer,  like actual shave
Oct 23 2013 6:08PM
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theTRIBE101
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I shave off all of my pubes the day before going out anywhere. Also baby powder is KEY if you don't like itchy nuts and pubic regions.
Oct 23 2013 6:12PM
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Aidan-G
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Fuck yeah.+k to you good sir
Oct 23 2013 6:13PM
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bfulmer
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I always shave my pubes into a perfect visage of nicholas cage's face
Oct 23 2013 6:22PM
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CaptainObvious.
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If you go out into the cold and drop your balls in the snow for at least two hours (any less and it won't work) then they'll shrivel up into one microscopic patch of flesh, thus forcing every tiny hair into one clump. One stroke of the razor and you're done.
Oct 23 2013 6:26PM
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Blake.P
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IMO it's easier to shave than trim. Just pull the skin tight. I have kicked myself too many times with a trimmer but never with a razor
Oct 23 2013 9:19PM
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Finkle
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Shave up.Click for larger image
Oct 24 2013 12:46AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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razor on my balls in the shower. trimmer everywhere else. and whoever said baby powder is key to avoiding swamp nuts is spot on.
Oct 24 2013 12:56AM
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last_tango
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and then when you fuck up real bad it leaves a really weird scar.
Oct 24 2013 1:00AM
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DANIELMORTENSEN
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Listen to this while you do it. Just don't get too into it because you will cut yourself.
Oct 24 2013 7:27PM
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Heart
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My first time ever manscaping I went to town on my sack with this bad boy (the front three heads, not the trimmer). My sack got pulled into the blades and got lacerated. Not recommended.

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Oct 24 2013 7:32PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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jesus christ, dude. how bad do you fuck up when shaving your balls that you end up with really weird scars? i'm talking little knicks that bleed like my jugular was cut open, but they don't leave scars....wtf do you do?
Oct 24 2013 7:34PM
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