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Give me a reason why you deserve a nickname

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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
If you joined a gang and T-bone, Rage, Blade, and Laser asked why you should be nicknamed too, what would you say?

This is a drunk conversation some friends and I had lately and I want some NS magical answers to the same question!
Oct 18 2013 2:35AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Because I have two inches of hard dick that's always at the ready
Oct 18 2013 2:39AM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
This is a solid start.
Oct 18 2013 3:03AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Are you asking what our nickname would be, why we deserve a nickname, or what our nickname would be and why we deserve that one?
Oct 18 2013 3:05AM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
Why do you deserve a nickname, although the last story makes me think this should be opened to the actual nicknames as well.
Oct 18 2013 3:12AM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,928
Id say last name eva'










































































































































































































first name greatest
Oct 18 2013 3:17AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
Because I already have one.
Oct 18 2013 3:23AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51251 - Karma: 157,256
Because people gave me nicknames.

Any other questions?

Are we done here?

Am I free to go now?
Oct 18 2013 3:41AM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,399
Dan Gleeballs
Oct 18 2013 4:44AM
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SkiBladeHero
Posts: 41 - Karma: 36
my friends call me rapist cuz i fucked a girl who was still sleepin ha ha !!
Oct 18 2013 6:24AM
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MontanaMountains
Posts: 385 - Karma: 699
ohh fucc .. haha swaq !!
my friends call me sWaQbOi JoHn cuz I got that #TMS babiiii haha TooMuchSwaq haha LegGo !!
Oct 18 2013 6:25AM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
They call me 2 dicks coz i got 2 dicks.
Oct 18 2013 7:58AM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 7,764
last name Gustafson-- most people know me as G-Gus or Gus


Oct 18 2013 8:39AM
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Cappadonna
Posts: 61 - Karma: 138
When you dont wear a condom
Oct 18 2013 10:41AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51251 - Karma: 157,256
I got a big booty so they call me big booty
Oct 18 2013 10:49AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
I'd pull out a knife, stab Blade in the face and tell them to call me Irony.
Oct 18 2013 10:57AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Because he's the Dad a bastard ginger child deserves but not the one he needs right now. So we'll subpoena him. Because he can afford it and because he's not returning calls. He's a scumbag. An absentee father. A deadbeat dad.

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Oct 18 2013 11:01AM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
my boy at work obtained the name rawdog because he refuses to use rubbers and gave the clap to a chick, got rid of his std, and got it back from her.  epic.


his cuz we call muscle hamster because hes small but jacked.  sometimes we call em the muscle hamster twins because they are both of the same build.


Oct 18 2013 3:34PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
and nicknames are earned not given
Oct 18 2013 3:34PM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 7,764
amen


Oct 18 2013 4:29PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
people call me the golden boy, because of my glorious golden hair
Oct 18 2013 4:51PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,171
My Dick Dont Work
Oct 18 2013 4:52PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
gunk
gəNGk/
noun
informal
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    unpleasantly sticky or messy substance.
Oct 18 2013 4:57PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,101
She got a big booty so i call her big booty
Oct 18 2013 5:36PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
well my nickname I've received is "Captain Hook" because my dick is curved..also I'm hippy because I wore tye dye shirts as a kid and that was my first email "hippyturtle" still do wear tye dye :)
Oct 18 2013 5:43PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Erm.........uhh...................................pics?
Oct 18 2013 6:00PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Pics. Definitely pics
Oct 18 2013 6:05PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
As much as I'd love to boys I can't without getting you both arrested ;) Get Jane or Sarah to testify for my curvature haha
Oct 18 2013 6:09PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
I was drunk one night and someone spiked my drink with Viagra so I went around the party putting it in girls bums. People call me the pirate now.
Oct 18 2013 6:11PM
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,905
A kid I went to school with earned the nickname "Boomerwang" for the same reason.
Oct 18 2013 6:13PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!
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SSSAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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bitches always be late and shit.
Oct 18 2013 6:13PM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
+k
Oct 18 2013 6:18PM
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Iliveinutah
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 5,147
they call me cockslinger … 2 guesses go
Oct 18 2013 6:42PM
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