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What do you want the J Skis / Newschoolers collab ski to look like?

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Mr.Bishop
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Fuck it... we can't come up with something... and hell we probably shouldn't.

So we're bringing you in on it - likely just like we should have from the beginning.

My vote is to simply have the topsheet be a gigantic full frontal shot of the most beautiful Llama you've ever seen. Bases say 'newschoolers' and that's it.

We have until Monday.

If you feel like designing the ski, then fucking go for it. If you feel like making suggestions then more power to you. If you just feel like commenting / voting - then please take part.

lets make the most fucked up cool thing ever.

Yeah?

Oct 17 2013 11:03PM
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Ekiz
Posts: 17 - Karma: 39
if there is going to be only 50 pairs it doesn't matter how fucked up they are. SO BRING US THE FUCKING OSAMA PROS
Oct 18 2013 4:38PM
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KingGeedorah
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Or this

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And I'm curious how taking the Osama pros on a plane would be as you get past airport security.
Oct 18 2013 4:48PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
I think that should be part of the excitement. Not to mention hilarious.

Like, how do you start explaining that story?
Oct 18 2013 4:53PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
WOW I remember that one. Good times.
Oct 18 2013 4:53PM
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snowfinder
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Oct 18 2013 4:59PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
Just going to leave these here... more incoming!

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Oct 18 2013 5:14PM
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327
He needs some bling. Ballers Status symbol in the middle with $$$$ making the chain.
Oct 18 2013 5:15PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,202
osllama bin laden pros.
Oct 18 2013 5:17PM
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Tree60
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 4,961
This is what I have so far, I need to brush up on my HTML

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I'll work on it more tomorrow, I gotta go get drunk

GIVE ME MORE CLASSIC THREAD SUGGESTIONS!!!!
Oct 18 2013 5:22PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
mirrors as one of them
Oct 18 2013 5:24PM
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BROLF
Posts: 1598 - Karma: 5,098
Can someone post a link to where the osama pros joke originally came from?
Oct 18 2013 5:26PM
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Dz_Nutz
Posts: 81 - Karma: 34
i would buy this one just to have it and not ski on it!!
Oct 18 2013 5:37PM
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Dz_Nutz
Posts: 81 - Karma: 34
this one right here actually looks like a sweet design
Oct 18 2013 5:39PM
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Sklar
Posts: 8863 - Karma: 31,577
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Oct 18 2013 6:01PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
Osama BinLlama pros.
Oct 18 2013 6:12PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
That name with ^that design is a winner for me!
Oct 18 2013 6:17PM
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zbphoto
Posts: 7789 - Karma: 12,037
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Oct 18 2013 6:17PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,002
THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING COMPROMISE I'VE EVER HEARD CAN WE PLEASE
Oct 18 2013 6:17PM
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JEllis
Posts: 132 - Karma: 305
nevermind the Line logo. These would be sick
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Oct 18 2013 6:18PM
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JackJohnSki
Posts: 949 - Karma: 1,944
No... Nothing about this screams NS. It looks almost exactly like the old white Amplid Syntaxs
Oct 18 2013 6:24PM
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327
Osama Bin LLama noobs
Oct 18 2013 6:34PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,483
WHAAAAAATT YES
Oct 18 2013 6:50PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,851
I left space to draw in more elements if people want me to add to it.

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Oct 18 2013 7:11PM
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Shredability
Posts: 2756 - Karma: 501
Threads
Oct 18 2013 7:12PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,581
My vote goes for this with some crazy bases
Oct 18 2013 7:16PM
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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
So dope
Oct 18 2013 7:46PM
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s-hand
Posts: 1334 - Karma: 1,800
I concur.  that would be a pretty classy base
Oct 18 2013 8:05PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
Haha, did you just take the Denver Nuggests logo/colorway and put an NS touch on it?
Oct 18 2013 8:21PM
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Mordecai
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Sorry it's poor quality, I couldn't upload a better one. They're a little rough around the edges because I don't have photoshop, and I drew it all by hand on an iPad with a stylus. Sorry there are no llamas or NS references shopped into it... I decided to go for a much simpler look. Bases can change, I'm not totally sure if I like them. I do like the black and white though, I feel like the colors have to be more neutral so that they could go with anyone's kit, and no NSer will feel like they don't want these skis because of color.

They would be called either the Spirit Animals or the Powder Hounds. In my mind, they're a 95-100 mm waisted 5-point rocker-camber-rocker ski, to try and please everyone, but ideally NS would decide by vote on the type and dimension ski that would be their namesake.
Oct 18 2013 10:02PM
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Mordecai
Posts: 620 - Karma: 401
Sorry for dub post, but now that i step back and look at them, i drew them wayyyy fatter than intended. they look like birds-eye views of cruise ships right now.
Oct 18 2013 10:04PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
Osama Ban Llama noobs
Oct 18 2013 10:05PM
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Bromium
Posts: 181 - Karma: 2,145
top sheet option 2 and it's not done
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Oct 18 2013 10:06PM
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wildbillchill
Posts: 79 - Karma: 219
Osama pros for sure !!!
Oct 18 2013 10:37PM
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ianj
Posts: 536 - Karma: 167
Osama Pros
Or the Bin Llamas

No others will be acceptable
Oct 18 2013 10:44PM
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theVan
Posts: 204 - Karma: 225
this is great
Oct 18 2013 11:06PM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,890
the base should be carrots

the topsheet shall be carrots
Oct 18 2013 11:35PM
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nutz.
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 6,712
fixed up the photoshop work, thanks to Mousseau for putting it on skis!!

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Oct 18 2013 11:51PM
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Bagina
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2,888
Yup what else?
Oct 19 2013 12:22AM
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k3ndall.g
Posts: 218 - Karma: 595
I got it:
tops---tye-dye with some sloths, pandas, llamas, penguins, wine on skiing pics, tom wallisch, tanner hall, skittles, wu-tang, other typical ns shit.

Sidewalls---matte black

Base---camo and has newschoolers in middle in black and yellow
Oct 19 2013 12:59AM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Osama Pros all the way.
Or just copy the topsheet from Wallisch's Burton Pro.
But seriously if there aren't llamas on this topsheet I'm quitting the Internet.
Oct 19 2013 1:05AM
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mg.
Posts: 752 - Karma: 74
Don't be a tool Bishop
Pay homage to osma bin laden,

in more ways than one
Oct 19 2013 1:31AM
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Hubby
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These are awesome ! However, I you wanna ride these you won't see the llama's face and beard. Thats really a pity !
Oct 19 2013 1:53AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Maybe this can be utilized?

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Oct 19 2013 2:14AM
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40oz.
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 555
Osama Bin Llama's and PURE BLACK BASES. I will pre-order now
Oct 19 2013 3:16AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
What about a thread with a contest for photoshopping famous / infamous leaders with llama heads.

Like, Osama Bin Llama, the Dahli Llama, Barack Ollama, Adollama Hitler, Franklin Dellama Roosevelt, Martin Llama King Jr., Vllamadir Putin, Abraham Llama-incoln, etc.

Then, the base is a listing of the best threads ever on NS.
Oct 19 2013 3:26AM
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Poikenz
Posts: 1406 - Karma: 3,131
silly me, I forgot the dynamite. Mods delete my first post.
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Oct 19 2013 3:44AM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Epic
Oct 19 2013 4:32AM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
"Pro Form is the friendzone of skiing"
Approved by Mr.Bishop, he used it in his sig.
If it goes on, I will be eternally grateful
Oct 19 2013 5:35AM
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