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Gaper Problems

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GaperKing
Posts: 31 - Karma: 667
"My forehead is cold because of the large goggle gap"
"My jumps off the rail lip get insulted"
"My 140cm poles are too short"
Oct 15 2013 9:54AM
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Japaneezy
Posts: 1039 - Karma: 4,267
Our groomers arent groomed enough.
Oct 15 2013 9:57AM
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pow_pow~
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 1,804
Please leave
Oct 15 2013 9:58AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,158
"Where can I buy a leash for my kid?"
Oct 15 2013 10:02AM
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.mnr.
Posts: 324 - Karma: 772
how did i get snow in my one piece?
Oct 15 2013 10:13AM
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Session
Posts: 5316 - Karma: 21,351
"these little boys in dresses turn just as bad as me."
Oct 15 2013 10:25AM
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GeorgiaJibber
Posts: 1605 - Karma: 1,344
Why is there a stupid piece of metal in front of my jump?
Oct 15 2013 10:39AM
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Filet-O-Fish
Posts: 866 - Karma: 4,038
The back of my rear entry ski boot broke off and now and i cant buy rear entry any more.
Oct 15 2013 11:27AM
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pikes
Posts: 165 - Karma: 818
my jeans are frozen
Oct 15 2013 12:24PM
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lkhmmr
Posts: 14 - Karma: 68
"Where do they put the moguls in the summer"
Oct 15 2013 12:29PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
i keep spilling my fucking hot cocoa
Oct 15 2013 12:40PM
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AHREN*
Posts: 153 - Karma: 2,031
They should set aside some humps for only jumping off of
Oct 15 2013 12:59PM
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KaneDog
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 2,190
My forehead is cold

FUck man I wrecked in the woods and no one can find me

BackFLip mane!

Sick gogs can you backflip

backflip mane


Oct 15 2013 1:59PM
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Twerk
Posts: 252 - Karma: 1,059
"Where's the snowboard park?"
Oct 15 2013 3:11PM
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Dode
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,052
How come those kids can ride backwards?
Baggy clothes aren't aerodynamic enuf.
Why do kids drink this unhealthy "Monster"?
What's wutang?
Oct 15 2013 4:07PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,944
"i wish they would groom this run so i could go down it"
Oct 15 2013 5:17PM
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redking
Posts: 148 - Karma: 437
skiers aren't allowed in the snowboard park

I hate when people don't pull the bar down
Oct 15 2013 5:22PM
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throwin_steeze
Posts: 364 - Karma: 885
*Entire chairlift stare at switch skier*
Oct 15 2013 5:36PM
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triss
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 2,916
are those the skis that have the tips in the front and back
Oct 15 2013 5:59PM
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dani_
Posts: 72 - Karma: 146
*skiing with gaper friend* : woah why is that dudes snow suit so baggy?! why would you go off of a jump backwards?! wait, skiers are allowed in the snowboard park?
Oct 15 2013 7:13PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,386
Ski tricks is my drugs
Oct 15 2013 7:19PM
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booniemon
Posts: 328 - Karma: 1,056
"Dad I need more money for this resort food"
Oct 15 2013 7:22PM
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jakedubas
Posts: 69 - Karma: 428
"look at those kids and their dang twirlly birds"

"when i was younger i remember when i could do a helicopter"
Oct 15 2013 8:15PM
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RobbyW
Posts: 256 - Karma: 336
Can we have the chair slow please?
Oct 15 2013 8:24PM
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
"Can I have some of your monster?"
Oct 15 2013 8:28PM
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yasgur99
Posts: 402 - Karma: 955
goggles dangling behind helmet
Oct 15 2013 9:01PM
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Saac
Posts: 767 - Karma: 333
OP is making sure he is not a gaper before the season starts up
Oct 15 2013 9:28PM
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spencer.liautaud
Posts: 26 - Karma: 777
"oh shoot, the ski valet grabbed the wrong skis"
Oct 15 2013 10:28PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
yeah because no one got the joke up until then
Oct 15 2013 10:35PM
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[BoatsNHoes]
Posts: 183 - Karma: 1,324
Why is the end of that jump so sharp? I should round it out
Oct 15 2013 10:41PM
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ErryB
Posts: 138 - Karma: 1,685
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Gaper problems, book ski trip don't have any gear, my god some of you are lucky you don't live in australia
Oct 15 2013 10:51PM
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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,876
"Does this resort have one of them stunt ditches in the snowboard park?"

Oct 15 2013 11:06PM
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TheronGustafson
Posts: 142 - Karma: 150
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Oct 15 2013 11:37PM
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TheronGustafson
Posts: 142 - Karma: 150
worked well
Oct 15 2013 11:40PM
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Iliveinutah
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 5,147
cool trick man, are you sponsored?
Oct 16 2013 12:03AM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
My gaper friend: Dude my helmet is so uncomfortable since i bought these eg2s
me: look at him and start laughing
him: why are you laughing i paid like 150$ for the goggles and they suck
me: have you been wearing your helmet this side since you bought the goggles
him: ya why
me: just to let you know that you're putting it the wrong side
Oct 16 2013 12:08AM
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theTRIBE101
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 856
"I'm gonna need to hold onto you when i get off the lift"

Oct 16 2013 12:11AM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093

what?

Oct 16 2013 12:12AM
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Japaneezy
Posts: 1039 - Karma: 4,267
NO OP is making sure that hes the biggest gaperking before the season starts up
Oct 16 2013 12:43AM
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Saac
Posts: 767 - Karma: 333
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Oct 16 2013 12:47AM
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Saac
Posts: 767 - Karma: 333
i doubt he has to try hard
Oct 16 2013 12:48AM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
haha exactly what i thought
Oct 16 2013 12:48AM
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Willskiforfree
Posts: 929 - Karma: 3,159
Does anyone here know where the ramps are?
Oct 16 2013 4:11AM
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JayMobilia
Posts: 108 - Karma: 571
"why are your skis mounted backwards"
Oct 16 2013 5:22PM
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Heshin
Posts: 440 - Karma: 1,809
lawlz so accurate
Oct 16 2013 7:31PM
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BMasson
Posts: 142 - Karma: 214
*pizzas slowly through the park making sure to cut everyone off but not realizing his gaperness*
Oct 16 2013 7:45PM
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PositiveSpin
Posts: 113 - Karma: 690
"Which way to the lodge."
Oct 16 2013 8:58PM
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LukasSchroeder
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 2,683
look at the comment second from the bottem. lel
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Oct 16 2013 9:05PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Why are there so many stairs?
Oct 16 2013 9:14PM
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