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fakie disease

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eastAR5
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after skiing on saterday and riding fakie a lot my right side/shoulder hurts so bad everytime i laugh or move the wrong way i yell out in anguish. happen to anyone else





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Nov 29 2004 6:06PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
hahahaha you might be pusinh it too hard
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Nov 29 2004 6:21PM
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Lukey1080
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haha thats weird. did u fall?









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Nov 29 2004 6:22PM
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brogilvie
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Maybe its a tumor

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Nov 29 2004 6:25PM
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KeegLove
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thats very very odd
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Nov 29 2004 6:27PM
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LPT_311
Posts: 2239 - Karma: 12
learn to look over both skiing fakie, maybe u pulled something








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Nov 29 2004 6:47PM
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bret
Posts: 2845 - Karma: 833
i also experienced shoulder pain after most recent day skiing, but that's because i crashed hard and pounded my shoulder and face into the hardpack. yeah! anyways, turn your hips when you ski fakie instead of just looking over your shoulder. that way there won't be so much stress on your back/neck.




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Nov 29 2004 6:50PM
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TheWorst
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yea sometimes i get that too cause your looking over your shoulder so much that you can pull muscles in your neck and stuff
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Nov 29 2004 6:54PM
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skiingpimp
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u have whta is called a chronic case of hyperextended pussy. it is really tough to cure these days
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Nov 29 2004 7:53PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Yeah my shoulder hurt too after riding switch... into a slow sign... but still riding switch!







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Nov 29 2004 7:57PM
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zachakskibum
Posts: 539 - Karma: 14
i get pain in the middle of my neck
i dont look over my shoulder, i put my head between my legs and ski fakie, aviding the whole one sided thing, the down side is that every thing is upside down. i cope with it though
Nov 29 2004 8:38PM
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skiierman
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Anyone who looks going switch is pussy. Looking back defeats the whole purpose of skiing switch on skis.







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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 29 2004 8:48PM
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jibtastic
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yes, skiing pimp is right. you pulled your left labia. you should get that checked out.



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Nov 29 2004 9:20PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
Yeah lookin g where you are going is for pussies..........your a moron
impossible is really just a lack of determination

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Nov 29 2004 9:44PM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
my mom doesnt want me to ride fakie too much because she thinks that it will give me arthritis when i am 20, and that it contributes to me getting concussions. this is the honest to god truth

depending on my mood, you might get a nice thoughtful responce that might make sense, or you might get complete jibberish that is not wise to even read. good luck
Nov 29 2004 10:23PM
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fivefourtwo
Posts: 358 - Karma: 122
cancer
Nov 29 2004 10:51PM
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eheath
Posts: 61104 - Karma: 118,268
cant say that it happens to me, but i have a high tolorence to fakie
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Nov 29 2004 10:53PM
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flatspinblunt
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dude, you look between ur legs when going switch, hahhaahahahaha



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Nov 30 2004 4:20AM
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Cytane
Posts: 176 - Karma: 10
'stretch'

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Nov 30 2004 8:03AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
fuck streching takes too long, i think it's just cause it was my first time out for the season





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Nov 30 2004 9:11AM
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TediMind
Posts: 217 - Karma: 226
do you have one of those wheat bags that you heat up and then put on your shoulder...that works fuckin miracles



*all ridaz unite*
Nov 30 2004 9:24AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
you look over your sholder when u ski fakie?!!!
fuck i just look under my legs.....





but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything

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Nov 30 2004 10:09AM
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XxLibertYxX
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 28
JIMMY DEAN SAUSAGE.... BOINK
We're all chasing the dream
Nov 30 2004 12:00PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,292
Something similar happed to me.
My neck was in agany last year.I think its a musle overextention,a continuous use of a musle can dammage it,temporarely.

If it doesn't go away,go to your doctor.


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Nov 30 2004 12:06PM
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superpipe540
Posts: 330 - Karma: 11
stagger your feet and open ur shoulders so its almost like you are looking downhill and do it on both sides

Nov 30 2004 12:21PM
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