When ever referring to Steve Stepp or Tom Wallisch, you shall never use their actual name. i.e. Black Steve, Steve Stept, Tim Wallace, Tammy Walnuts.
Do not take anyone's opinion in forums seriously. (Anyone who does will be deemed retarded)
MaryO is the acting mother for all Newschoolers members.
Whenever disagreeing with someones statement, mock them with as many memes as possible.
These are just a few key points off the top of my head. Enlighten me in the ways of the newschoolers community.