Probably threaten her life. You know, keeping it casual while still getting what I want.
Mike Rogge: "Why do you think the best skiers in the world come from the east coast?"
Tom Wallisch: "We've ski'd the worst so the best comes easy."
"On the way down - it's awesome." - CR Johnson
HOW DO I GET TO CHAD'S GAP FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA
MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN
I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
WHY ARE WE YELLING
"I'd really like to get my name out so I can piss on 13 year old girls and get away with it, do a shit load of heroin, autograph boobs without it being harassment and then finally blow my brains out when the fame gets to me."
"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
"Professor Potamus has a PhD in Newschoolers."
i would drowned her in a complementary orange juice. with no ice.
To bestow upon females' genitalia a titillation unlike that which they have ever had bequeathed unto them in this mortal span of days is the driving force behind man's ever present urge to best his peers in contests of might and wit.
And then when I finally would've gotten annoyed with her, I would have just stopped filming and put my headphones in.
"Most definitely one of those schools with an overly 'exuberant' drama teacher, that gets the kids 'all into it' probably through pumping sunshine, flowers and rainbows up there asses... Those teachers are usually fat as fuck and have cat hoarding problems too." - NinetyFour