in new england we usually put mayonaise in the hot water and then add like some onions, some saltines, salt and peppa and you got some ghetto ass chowdah.
or if you're feelin it get a bunch of friends together and make a "ballers spread". to do this you take a clean trash bag and fill it up with like 5-10 packets of ramen noodles, 2 cans of tuna, 2 cans of clams, 2 cans of shrimp, some crushed up spicy hot cheetohs, and a bunch of hot sauce. add some hot water and let 'er sit for a few minutes to cook. then take whatever the fuck is in that bag and put it on white bread and go to town on it. this is an especially awesome move to pull at expensive resorts where there are lots of rich white people to watch you.
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