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Phooka
Posts: 99 - Karma: 843
I have decided I want to be a professional athlete but I am not very good at anything. What are some sports that I could pick up easily and don't require natural talent.


PS, lots of money and attractive women must come with the territory.
Oct 9 2013 11:24AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
masturbating.
Oct 9 2013 11:25AM
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imakestickerz
Posts: 477 - Karma: 673
skiing?
Oct 9 2013 11:27AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36673 - Karma: 110,526
You don't even have to be good. Fuck, 3rd stringers make over 500g's a year sittin on a bench.
Oct 9 2013 11:28AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
OP is surely 12
Oct 9 2013 11:31AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Get a sex change and your world will open up.
Oct 9 2013 11:31AM
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FleeceJohnson
Posts: 34 - Karma: 21
Guys, this is just another alias of Edgar+Allen*Poe
Oct 9 2013 11:44AM
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DANIELMORTENSEN
Posts: 272 - Karma: 1,032
Pokèmon Master
Oct 9 2013 11:47AM
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Austin.ski
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 2,582
op should kill himself /thead
Oct 9 2013 11:56AM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Longboarding.

Literally, the only thing you need is a skin tight leather suit and the balls to go fast.

Let the hate begin.
Oct 9 2013 12:19PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
OP is downvoting any negative comment in his thread haha
Oct 9 2013 12:24PM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
Eating.

Everyone can be good at Eating.
Oct 9 2013 12:40PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
Porn stars are athletes right?
Oct 9 2013 12:47PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,161
Curling
Oct 9 2013 12:52PM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
Womens freestyle skiing
Oct 9 2013 12:55PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
I'm racing stand up jet skis on a professional level, and I can tell you that racing sit down jet skis is one of the easiest sports to turn pro in.

Literally all it takes is a fast couch and a fatass rider that knows how to come into turns fast and turn the bars left or right.
Oct 9 2013 1:19PM
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Bagina
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2,888
Probably ultimate frisbee, or speed walking. I'd rather be a pornstar though.
Oct 9 2013 1:30PM
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snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
Cock fighting........
Oct 9 2013 1:39PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,944
be a pimp
Oct 9 2013 1:56PM
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Phooka
Posts: 99 - Karma: 843
I like the pornstar idea, but I don't like the STD side of that coin.
Oct 9 2013 5:35PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
become really fast then be a pinch runner for baseball dik how much they get im sure its a lot
Oct 9 2013 6:03PM
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Phooka
Posts: 99 - Karma: 843
Bitch you think negative comments hurt me? Liking them all up.
Oct 9 2013 6:05PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Curling's fucking hard dude.

Play some baseball, it's difficult but can be picked up quick. Now getting to the pros, that's a whole other level. Maybe fastpitch or slow pitch, or get a sex change and do womens skiing or any womens sport.
Oct 9 2013 6:06PM
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Phooka
Posts: 99 - Karma: 843
Hey the only reason you would think that is if you upvoted your own comment and then someone down voted, you tricked me you little pussy. You are just mad because nobody fucking thinks your funny.
Oct 9 2013 6:07PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
Snowboarding
E-Dollo coulda gone pro his first day
Oct 9 2013 6:15PM
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BLADEE
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 778
don't be be a pimp, however you should be a balla like lil troy.
Oct 9 2013 6:36PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
Handball. In America at least. Not many people play it and it's an Olympic sport.
Oct 9 2013 7:21PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
1.) my initial comment was a joke, but it was downvoted from the start. no trickery


2.) *you're. As in nobody thinks "you are" funny. Ex.) You're an illiterate and misguided fuck.


3.) My karma, which is 78 times the amount you have, as well as my member feedback in my profile, would suggest that members of this website do indeed find me to be funny. It would be quite a lot of effort for complete strangers to take the time and effort to say so if they didn't honestly feel that way.


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Oct 9 2013 7:36PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
Oct 9 2013 8:34PM
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Phooka
Posts: 99 - Karma: 843
Contention 1, you seem rattled as fuck right now, you mad bro?

Contention 2, the fact that you harp on grammar, the minutia of any confrontation would suggest you have a weak mind.

Contention 3, it doesn't take long to give member feedback at all, I just made you lose Karma and that only took a second, tops.
Oct 9 2013 9:10PM
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LSDTripGod
Posts: 184 - Karma: 201
I just laughed so hard at this... hoping that ops not for real about this
Oct 9 2013 9:12PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
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Oct 9 2013 9:15PM
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Phooka
Posts: 99 - Karma: 843
Damn you, you're smarter than I thought, as you have now drained my brain blood into my boner I am no longer capable of coherent thoughts.
Oct 9 2013 9:16PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36673 - Karma: 110,526
OP's butthurt and trying to play it off.

I bet you'd be a master of professional dick sucking.
Oct 9 2013 11:20PM
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flyingsqirrel3
Posts: 91 - Karma: 305
I would suggest lacrosse, nobody plays it so you would be good to go without any athletic ability
Oct 9 2013 11:29PM
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