so i was in vancouver the other day,
and i see this 'coffee shop' have you heard of these? so i went inside. great little place, called Starbocks or somethin like that. and they've got the neatest little things, its like a table, but its OUTSIDE. doesn't that just blow your mind?
so i order my caffee grandee mocha frappichino wappichino cappicino
and i sit outside.
this little child, a boy, child boy, boy child, he comes up to me and says:
'lady, why is the sky blue?'
aren't children precious? he asks me why the shy is of the colour blue.
so i said to him, ' i think its blue because the water reflects into the sky, little boy.'
and he says to me
'but what about the earth and the trees? why isn;t the shy brown and green as well?'
so i said
'first of all, FUCK OFF'
there wasn't really a second of all....
i hate little kids. they are annoying. if second hand smoking was the biggest killer of children i'd fucking take up smoking.
annieISbomDIGITY: it's like that one book says...it doesnt always have to rhyme
claritone06: which book
annieISbomDIGITY: thats the name of the book
annieISbomDIGITY: and it's filled w/ horrible poetry
claritone06: its not by craig van rapist, is it?
annieISbomDIGITY: thank god no!
annieISbomDIGITY: god no thank
annieISbomDIGITY: no thank god
yes! little kids are so fucking retarded. they try to be sarcastic and end up just being.. well.. retarded. i wish the nazis didn't hate jews, i wish they hated all the small children of the world, so they all would be gased and shot.
kids can be cool as long as they shut the hell up and dont be annoying.. which is hard as hell to do, but my two nephews do it well.. it helps that my stepfather teaches them swears and stuff when one is like 3 and going to preschool, but they live in switzerland now so they dont know what the fuck he's saying.
dave :: sas|films
'Where you fall short and where I fall short, this is where I pretend I'm as tall as the sky.' -converge