happy story

so i was in vancouver the other day,
and i see this 'coffee shop' have you heard of these? so i went inside. great little place, called Starbocks or somethin like that. and they've got the neatest little things, its like a table, but its OUTSIDE. doesn't that just blow your mind?

so i order my caffee grandee mocha frappichino wappichino cappicino

with cinnamin

and i sit outside.


this little child, a boy, child boy, boy child, he comes up to me and says:
'lady, why is the sky blue?'
aren't children precious? he asks me why the shy is of the colour blue.
so i said to him, ' i think its blue because the water reflects into the sky, little boy.'
and he says to me
'but what about the earth and the trees? why isn;t the shy brown and green as well?'


so i said
'first of all, FUCK OFF'
there wasn't really a second of all....



I'm going to live forever or die trying.