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I Spilled Spot Remover on my Dog

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danderson.
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and now he's gone.
Oct 6 2013 6:18PM
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Puzzled
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Oct 6 2013 6:26PM
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Rafiki
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i wonder if she still paints her toenails
Oct 6 2013 6:27PM
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Aidan-G
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ok Stephen Wright
Oct 6 2013 6:30PM
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Ski_Alot
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*toenail
Oct 6 2013 6:35PM
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cool_name
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you fucked up, big time
Oct 6 2013 11:44PM
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Mr.Huck
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I wanted a hot new SUV, so I microwaved my dog. Now he's a Range rover.
Oct 6 2013 11:53PM
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1337
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This thread is now about rapping like little wayne, op's fav "rapper"

Hit my head on the window, call that windowpane
Got HIV from an aligator, call that gatoraids
I put my clothes on while I'm eating salad, call dat salad dressing
Put honey on my cut, call it honey booboo
Oct 6 2013 11:55PM
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Aidan-G
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I got blown while I was I high, call dat pot head
Oct 6 2013 11:59PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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she had a big booty so i call her big booty
Oct 6 2013 11:59PM
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Aidan-G
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2 CHAIIIIIIIIIIINZ
Oct 7 2013 12:01AM
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SFB
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HAH GOOD ONE OP!!!
Oct 7 2013 12:08AM
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Wolffy
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Got an iphone charger, call it apple juice
Oct 7 2013 12:09AM
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Spen
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Ah yes the DOW jones is up .21
Oct 7 2013 12:09AM
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NinetyFour
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Push Tyra Banks down a hill, I call that role model.
Oct 7 2013 12:38AM
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SEEL
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Oct 7 2013 12:48AM
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Troy.
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SCHURCH SCHUUUUURCH
Oct 7 2013 2:26AM
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CaptainObvious.
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I put a stool on her floor, call dat place a shit hole.
Oct 7 2013 2:29AM
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NinetyFour
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Light a little kitty on fire, hot pussy.
Oct 7 2013 8:39AM
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danderson.
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Jamie makes the same jokes, he doesn't have a second story, call him a RANCH HOUSE! Skrrt skrrt!
Oct 7 2013 10:06AM
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1337
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idgi
Oct 7 2013 10:12AM
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Stickity
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Oct 7 2013 11:26AM
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act.resist
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I caught a charmander, an i can put a charm on her.
Oct 7 2013 11:38AM
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RaphKP
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Put my beer on my blades. Call it a roller coaster.
Oct 7 2013 3:37PM
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Peter.
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a ranch style home only has one floor
Oct 7 2013 3:53PM
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Toaster-Tony
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"Sometimes I like to sit in the bath tub with the shower on and pretend I'm in a sinking submarine."

Steven Wright is the king of one-liners.


Oct 7 2013 3:58PM
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NinetyFour
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Woah, he's good but Mitch Hedberg is up there to.

Also, red headed boy brewing beer, GINGER ALE.
Oct 7 2013 4:13PM
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Da_Buddha
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Oct 7 2013 5:08PM
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1337
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what a terrible attempt at a joke
Oct 7 2013 5:13PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Of course. Mitch Hedberg is definitely a legend when it comes to stand-up
Oct 7 2013 5:41PM
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NinetyFour
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Should have bought full tilts, they eliminate toe bang.
Oct 7 2013 6:40PM
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pmw
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Never talk to the cops i dont speak pig latin
Oct 7 2013 7:06PM
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youngdtay
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I'm Gucci Man La Flare; I tote a glock like a cop do.
Oct 7 2013 7:12PM
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SFB
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that was the gayest thing i have read all day.
Oct 7 2013 7:32PM
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danderson.
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It was in Modern Family so blow me.
Oct 7 2013 7:37PM
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